Unexpected insults

[Richard A Thackeray]

I got body shamed by my saddle today, as my arse was officially declared too fat for Flite.
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I'm blaming the state of the roads

I'm dreading that day, as my bikes have 'Flites' on them (re-introduced versions, on the CGR & 'blue' Ribble)
The Gran Fondo, even wears one that was previously on my Dyna-Tech, & dates to 1994!!

Best saddle I've ever tried

 

[gbb]

Kings Cliffe, a lovely quiet village, cycling through one day alongside the usual cars parked on one side which narrows the road somewhat, but not terribly as a convertible car veered out of a side street and approached at some speed than had to suddenly slow down as it squeezed alongside me. I nodded and grinned at the driver...'bit pointless wasnt it '

Her response...
'Fark off ya daffodil'

No skin off my nose, i just carried on as she roared off....with two toddlers in the back seats Wonderful mother.