"I rode a bike, with much better brakes,
first I was popping, stopping all over the place,
its not dangerous, you do something wrong,
to get a prong",
I Iearned how to get along, etc....
Hi,
The aptly titled "I will Survive"
View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBR2G-iI3-I
Seems a fair bet to butcher the lyrics to suite.
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/gloriagaynor/iwillsurvive.html
I'm sure others could do much better with the source material,
and the OP's quandary, than my very tenuous connection,
i'm not known for humourous reinterpretation of anything.
Your starter for 10 is you must keep the first two lines,
"At first I was afraid, I was petrified".- (or very near).
And generally milk the original for all its worth to delay
the realisation the new lyrics are very bicycle specific.
rgds, sreten.
FWIW the lines don't have to be the same length,
the tune allows a huge of flexibility of fitting words.