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He had the immortal line in the Tour De France PG Tips ad of, Can tha’ ride a tandem!
True Facts About Chris Rea
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He had the immortal line in the Tour De France PG Tips ad of, Can tha’ ride a tandem!
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Chris Rea is currently at home in bed, he’s recovering from a very severe attack of dizziness after an incident over the North Sea involving The Turdis, a strong wind and an offshore electricity wind turbine, the electricity generating company are investigating a sudden unexpected spike in power at the time.
The Turdis is currently under going a deep & thorough clean inside.
The Turdis is currently under going a deep & thorough clean inside.
Dogtrousers
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Chris Rea was even to eventually fired from the PG tips adverts because he was too dominant and his beard was intimidating the other chimps too much.
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Drago
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Chris Rea, the keen environmentalist, carefully washes, dries out, irons and re-uses his toilet roll.
The vast quantities of deterrent, paint stripper, fresh water and electricity are a small price to pay to save the planet.
The vast quantities of deterrent, paint stripper, fresh water and electricity are a small price to pay to save the planet.
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It's false. He drinks it from an old enabled tin mug.
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx20jr8rjj2o
Chris Rea, despite his earlier "accident" with an offshore electricity generating turbine, is preparing to show a typical British stiff upper lip, after Keir Starmer asked him to be on standby for an emergency trip to Scunthorpe in the Turdis, his presence is required to reignite the blast furnaces at Scunthorpes Steel Works, with a blast from the Turdis & it's auberge field, after the pilot light went out, however it is not without risk, as the newly nationalised steel works risks being burnt to the ground if the auberge field gets out of hand, if all goes well Chris Rea may become Lord Haverton Hill, in the New Years Honours list
Chris Rea, despite his earlier "accident" with an offshore electricity generating turbine, is preparing to show a typical British stiff upper lip, after Keir Starmer asked him to be on standby for an emergency trip to Scunthorpe in the Turdis, his presence is required to reignite the blast furnaces at Scunthorpes Steel Works, with a blast from the Turdis & it's auberge field, after the pilot light went out, however it is not without risk, as the newly nationalised steel works risks being burnt to the ground if the auberge field gets out of hand, if all goes well Chris Rea may become Lord Haverton Hill, in the New Years Honours list
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Drago
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Chris Rea had the opportunity to assasinate Hitler but was urged not to do so by Ken Livingstone, who claimed Hitler was a nice chap.
When this came to light, Livingstone was thrown out of the Labour Party and Rea was made an honorary presenter on GB News.
When this came to light, Livingstone was thrown out of the Labour Party and Rea was made an honorary presenter on GB News.
Ming the Merciless
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Chris Rea drives the 9:10 Kings Cross to York train on the first Tuesday of each month.
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Drago
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Chris Rea uses a large Toblerone bar as a letter rack.
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Ginger biscuits and cheddar
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Chris Rea invented cheese and pineapple on cocktail sticks, and would have won Masterchef had Richard Madeley not pipped him at the post with butterscotch angel delight.
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Drago
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Chris Rea won a nailbiting Mastermind final in 1978 with his chosen subject, Camberwick Green series II.
Ming the Merciless
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Chris got to the final with chosen subject Trumpton
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Chris Rea is such a fan of Camberwick Green & Trumpton, that as a highly trained retained Fire Fighter, he set up the ICI Wilton International Sites internal Fire Service, & Specifically employed & trained twins called Pugh, Barney, McGrew, Cuthbert Dibble & Grub, he particularly enjoyed morning roll call
