True Facts About Chris Rea

[lazybloke]

Chris Rea holds a land speed world record for the fastest quarter mile in a portaloo.

Sadly his 'Chuck Norris' misunderstanding resulted in him being thrown out of the Record Breakers studio, and charged with assault, so the episode was never screened.

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea recently managed to move 7 tons on of sand for his new house extension, despite his wheelbarrow having no wheels.

 

[DRM]

It has been revealed after a 10 year long research programme by 2 music professors at the world renowned Juilliard School of Performing arts, that it was Chris Rea who put the bop in the bop shoo bop de wop, as well as the ram, in the ram a lam a ding dong, not only that, but he also wrote the book of love.

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea was the leader or the pack.

Gary Glitter claimed otherwise, but wasn't so cocky after Rea put Immac in Glitter's shampoo.

 

[lazybloke]

Chris Rea recently managed to move 7 tons on of sand for his new house extension, despite his wheelbarrow having no wheels.

Celeb-spotters first noticed Chris Rea's new aurberge-powered levitating wheelbarrow last week. He's going to invent it next month.

 

[Way-Out-West]

Always ahead of his time, Chris Rea developed Astroturf so they could play footie on Mars .

 

[DRM]

Chris Rea is keeping tight lipped about a Mini 1275GT that he sold to Marc Bolan's girlfriend

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea is keeping tight lipped about a Mini 1275GT that he sold to Marc Bolan's girlfriend

Bolan should have known better following Chris Rea's sale of a Porshe 356 to James Dean.

 

[Dogtrousers]

Moon landing deniers do have a point about the pictures being fake. A lot of the pictures of Aldrin and Armstrong had to be doctored because Chris Rea was in them.

 

[Drago]

Moon landing deniers do have a point about the pictures being fake. A lot of the pictures of Aldrin and Armstrong had to be doctored because Chris Rea was in them.

Chris Rea took the photos.

 

[DRM]

Chris Rea is the prankster responsible for saying that a coal loading jetty in Wigan was a Pier, confusing many visitors to Wigan, as it is on the Leeds-Liverpool Canal, not at the seaside

 

[lazybloke]

For a bit of a wheeze after drinking 6 pints of beard tonic, Chris went back in time in his Turdis and persuaded the original owner of much-loved shop 'TG Jones' to use the utterly stupid name "WH Smith" instead.

The temporal police are finally making corrections.

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea appeared in the 70s TV ads for PG Tips as monkey #3.

 

[Dogtrousers]

Chris Rea's favourite colour is penge

 

[Evil_Breakfast]

Chris Rea appeared in the 70s TV ads for PG Tips as monkey #3.

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