A blue suit worn with brown shoes. Makes me feel ill.
Brown shoes, period.
A blue suit worn with brown shoes. Makes me feel ill.
Brown shoes, period.
I've let my cat lick yogurt off my spoon then carried on eating it myself. Don't mind dogs licking my face either. 🐶🐱
Brown shoes, period.
A blue suit worn with brown shoes. Makes me feel ill.
Business owners that manipulate English to make it sound cool or whatever, but it just ends up naff. Grrrr.
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Business owners that manipulate English to make it sound cool or whatever, but it just ends up naff. Grrrr.
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'Texting speak'...mixing numbers with shorthand words ie. msg4U. Also 'plz', I loathe that one almost as much as a former commodities trader who recently took part in a TV jungle based show.
Also, using 'Z' in place of 'S' in words, largely for the reason you posted the image ie. 'treads' becomes 'treadz'. Yep, naff.
Daft lines on telly. That bit in the opening credits of 'Knight Rider'...'in a dangerous world of criminals who operate above the law'. Eh?...they're criminals, unlikely to obey the law!.
Clickbait articles ie. 'this is (insert celebrity), how they live now is awful' and my 'favourite'....'Russia drilled this borehole and sealed it up because of the shocking discovery...'. I'm a geologist, I know the hole in question, the Kola Superdeep Borehole. It was abandoned mainly because they cash dried up. There is no shocking discovery. On a seperate note, I saw an article in the comedy 'newspaper' Daily Star the other week announcing that the Chinese are drilling to the centre of the Earth....FFS...no they aren't. In the age of Google & Wikipedia, journalists are getting lazy.
I read Paul Dacre, lovely (not) man who used to edit the cyclists friend, the Daily Fail, loathes brown shoes and would berate any staff wearing them.
Please send any brown shoes you have to him
When younger we all went to a BBQ and house party at a mates. After we all crashed at his. The guys who were in his spare bed had a bad night. What kept waking them up was the guy's semi feral pet cat. When it catches anything, if it's not hungry it takes the carcass and leaves it in the house. The guy picks up body parts of various mammals every day but more come. When the weather is bad the cat takes shelter. If the house is nearest that's where it goes. It then proceeds to eat the dead animals my friend missed. First the loud crunch as it eats the heads. Then it leaves the body to eat another head.
You'd get up and go to the toilet half asleep only to step on bits of dead animals. Luckily the cat prefers the spare bedroom and we were in front of the fire in his front room. We had a good sleep without bone crunching cat.