mudsticks
Obviously an Aubergine
There's a little thing that doesn't bother us at first, like a little foible we find endearing in a loved one until it grows beyond tolerance and makes you want to plunge a red hot poker into thei......but then becomes a MAJOR annoyance.
I'm going to go for the trivialest (is that a word? It is now!) thing that causes the most annoyance; i-pod and i-pad. Not the items themselves but their words! They are TOO similar and inevitably lead to you saying one when really, you are trying to say the other. It boils my tripe, that one does! Boils my tripe. 'Have you got the cable for the i-pad......i-POD, love?' One hundred thousand billion gaZILlion times a day that's heard in our house and it makes me want to earn so much money that I can buy Apple just so I can stop production of one of them and remove it from history.
And relaxxxx......
It must have been an admin day..
As once again, why oh why can't the date be in the same place, on each and every receipt??
I don't mind - top right - bottom left - slap bang in the middle if you must..
But honestly, the absolute minutes, of my one precious life that I've wasted looking for the pigging date on those things..
There should be a public enquiry into this sort of thing...