Trivial things that make you annoyed beyond expectations?

[Jenkins]

Those chavey England flags on top of car windows.

Or by the side of the road when someone opens the window

 

[Accy cyclist]

I've tried to let this go,but i just can't! While driving along narrow streets last night i had two very annoying incidents. Both involving 'will not indicate,dodderer drivers. The first incident came about when i got to the end of a street to see a car appear from my left. I was indicating my intention of turning left,but this car wasn't moving or indicating. Eventually the old biddy driving it decided to let me know her intentions and put her right side indicator on. So,she wanted to turn right and not carry on ahead as her lack of indication made me think!
Then a few minutes later i saw a car approaching ahead,on another narrow street i was on. This street is like many, too narrow for cars to pass each other,so i pulled over to my left to let the approaching vehicle pass on my right. As the vehicle came towards me it stopped. I looked at the old berk driving it. He looked clueless. He wanted to turn right which i sussed when again i was met with much delayed indicating. So i had to reverse a few yards to let the idiot turn right. If i'd have known the old berk was intending to turn right i would've sat back to let him go,but i thought seeing as he wasn't indicating that he wanted to pass me so that's why i moved forward to let him have the road. This is very difficult to imagine without diagrams. I hope i've described it well enough.🧐

 

[Accy cyclist]

It might be a bit hard to see on here,but i've just noticed what looks like a small tea stain on my pristine white tennis shirt!! 🧐

 

[Poacher]

Those chavey England flags on top of car windows.

Big opportunity for some enterprising person here; lot 2219 at local auction tomorrow, box of approx. 144 England car flags.
Arthur Johnson & Son | The Saturday Auctions 10th July 2021 | Lot 2219
Lots 2220 to 2229 inclusive are identical, so there's a chance of getting <takes off socks>... approx. 1584 of them for probably very small outlay.

 

[Chris S]

Big opportunity for some enterprising person here; lot 2219 at local auction tomorrow, box of approx. 144 England car flags.
Arthur Johnson & Son | The Saturday Auctions 10th July 2021 | Lot 2219
Lots 2220 to 2229 inclusive are identical, so there's a chance of getting <takes off socks>... approx. 1584 of them for probably very small outlay.

They'd have to sell them all in one day though

 

[Accy cyclist]

Those chavey England flags on top of car windows.

My dog has one of those on his dog stroller. His choice,not mine.

 

[Poacher]

My dog has one of those on his dog stroller. His choice,not mine.


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Take care that baby doesn't get too close to a possibly unpredictable dog!

 

[Poacher]

They'd have to sell them all in one day though

Some big car boot sales round here; four for a quid should return a substantial profit.

 

[Chris S]

My dog has one of those on his dog stroller. His choice,not mine.


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Just out of interest, why does your dog have a stroller?

 

[Accy cyclist]

Just out of interest, why does your dog have a stroller?

He has trouble walking long(ish) distances. It keeps him out of the reach of aggressive bigger dogs. It keeps him dry on wet days and he gets more attention from people, as they can stroke him and make a fuss over him when he's reachable...unlike when he's on the floor.

 

[Chromatic]

It might be a bit hard to see on here,but i've just noticed what looks like a small tea stain on my pristine white tennis shirt!! 🧐

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Is this the start of end times ?

 

[Rusty Nails]

When you reply to a post in a manner which is extremely erudite but at the same time contains just the right level of sarcastic humour to demolish the poster's point and it is deleted.

 

[Andy in Germany]

When you reply to a post in a manner which is extremely erudite but at the same time contains just the right level of sarcastic humour to demolish the poster's point and it is deleted.

And I thought you were ignoring me...

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

When you reply to a post in a manner which is extremely erudite but at the same time contains just the right level of sarcastic humour to demolish the poster's point and it is deleted.

and, of course, no-one will believe you when you tell them of the wonderful way you phrased it!

 

[oldwheels]

I used to write letters to the local newspaper where I always finished with a barbed joke. The berks always missed it out on publication thus spoiling the whole thing. They also sometimes "corrected" my grammar to change the point completely.
I gave up writing anything.