Tracking Santa...

[buggi]

He's on his way... Whoop!

 

[PeteXXX]

He'd delivered over 50,000,000 presents by the time he'd flown over Russia!

 

[SpokeyDokey]

He'd delivered over 50,000,000 presents by the time he'd flown over Russia!

Hmmm- does he do an Amazon with his tax payments when he hits the UK?

 

[buggi]

Probably just chucks them around like Yodel haha

 

[Lullabelle]

Almost in Russia

 

[User33236]

Spoiler: Warning - This may ruin Christmas.

Santa is not real! It was your mum and dad!

 

[Saluki]

Spoiler: Warning - This may ruin Christmas.

Santa is not real! It was your mum and dad!

If that is the case, are Norad tracking my Mum & Dad? They'd be right chuffed about that, always so full of their own importance.

 

[Saluki]

Heading for Papua New Guinea with nearly 700,000,000 pressies delivered already. I wonder how many mince pies and how much sherry he's had already. Vodka in Russia I would think.

 

[SpokeyDokey]

I wonder if the tracking software has a poverty/wealth vs location algorithm where the pressies/second fluctuate as Santa shoots overhead?

 

[Lullabelle]

Heading for Papua New Guinea with nearly 700,000,000 pressies delivered already. I wonder how many mince pies and how much sherry he's had already. Vodka in Russia I would think.

I think he takes all the food and drink back with him so he, Mrs Santa and the elves have a free party afterwards.

 

[User33236]

I wonder if the tracking software has a poverty/wealth vs location algorithm where the pressies/second fluctuate as Santa shoots overhead?

It would certainly take a dip then when flying over my house later is there was a correlation between location and pressies bought / money spent!

Bah! Humbug!!

 

[numbnuts]

He'd delivered over 50,000,000 presents by the time he'd flown over Russia!

I wonder if Russia will be dropping off a few presents to Syria

 

[classic33]

If that is the case, are Norad tracking my Mum & Dad? They'd be right chuffed about that, always so full of their own importance.

NASA, the FAA & CAA also track.

And who can forget Christmas 2001 when due to Foot & Mouth, special clearance was given to enter the country

 

[machew]

How big do you think the international reaction would be if Santa was shot down, by a less then friendly government?

 

[Dave the Smeghead]

Spoiler: Warning - This may ruin Christmas.

Santa is not real! It was your mum and dad!

NOOO!!!!!!!!!!!