Tour de France *Spoilers*

[Mad Doug Biker]

Talking of nobbers, I have been watching it on ITV, and realise that it is about to stop due to something called..... The World Cup??

Anyway, I went through to put it onto record on ITV 4 and other people were watching...... Wimbledon is it?? I without thinking about it, picked up the remote control to put it onto record via the channel bit at the bottom (without changing the channel) and all hell broke loose, I was hit, I was shouted at, I couldn't understand what was happening!

Turns out it was the final point of the Woman's Final and I just ruined it. Ooops, sorry. Apparently I was told, but I don't remember hearing anything other than 'What are you doing??!!'.

What a nob!!

 

[Dayvo]

No, he's a nobber.

When you've got your proof...!

 

[smutchin]

That Contador chappie, who does he think he is, muscling his way into my selfie!

Awesome pic!

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Awesome pic!

Lucky lass, eh? It was twittered: https://twitter.com/Contador_Fans/status/485424036185657344/photo/1

 

[TVC]

No, he's a nobber.

Shame you think that, because he's one of your biggest fans.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

Shame you think that, because he's one of your biggest fans.

I know. He told me that when I met him in Morzine a few years ago.

 

[smutchin]

I know. He told me that when I met him in Morzine a few years ago.

Yeah, he says that to all the girls.

 

[Dayvo]

I know. He told me that when I met him in Morzine a few years ago.

He avoided talking about you when I met him in Oslo a few years ago.

 

[TVC]

I fancy a pint of Black Sheep now.

 

[Dayvo]

I fancy a pint of Black Sheep now.

I hope that's got nothing to do with artificial insemination!

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Bad day for the lead out men. Cav's lost Petacchi, Démare's lost Delage, Saggy's lost Viviani.
EDIT: Delage is back in the peloton.

 

[Slaav]

That Contador chappie, who does he think he is, muscling his way into my selfie!

That is simply brilliant!

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

But, after the yellow sheep, will there be a lamb rouge?

 

[Dayvo]

Cav's express train is in place.

 

[Dayvo]

S**T!

Ugly fall for Cav.

Shoulder or collar bone.