Tour de France 2016 **SPOILERS**

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mjr

Comfy armchair to one person & a plank to the next
Bardet recovers French honour.
Ned and Dave jinxed him into the win by pointing out that no-one from France, Spain or Italy had won a stage yet. I liked Ned ranting at him for slowing to do his jersey up instead of taking as many seconds as possible.

That Staysure couple are taking mum on holiday.
Staysure aren't the best for covering medical conditions, hence the annoying adverts.

Also doesn't help that the cricket is on today :rolleyes:
Your avatar's bat appears to be illegally oversize!
 

jarlrmai

Veteran
Bardet gets time bonus
 

mjr

Comfy armchair to one person & a plank to the next
Ad criticism:

Pro-form Fitness Bike, with rideable stages from the 2013 Tour and they're damned well not putting in new stages until Froome stops winning and the USA has a contender again.

Amigo loans: too proud to ask your friends for money but not too proud to drop them in the shoot if you default? We'll help you fleece them!

GoDaddy: RyanAir for websites. Fly to Dublin for 99p and then pay loads

TSB: the Thatcher-Snatched Bank that we all used to own.

Skoda: the motor company that thinks cyclists are fakey-racey nobbers.
 

Supersuperleeds

Legendary Member
Location
Leicester
Ad criticism:

Pro-form Fitness Bike, with rideable stages from the 2013 Tour and they're damned well not putting in new stages until Froome stops winning and the USA has a contender again.

Amigo loans: too proud to ask your friends for money but not too proud to drop them in the shoot if you default? We'll help you fleece them!

GoDaddy: RyanAir for websites. Fly to Dublin for 99p and then pay loads

TSB: the Thatcher-Snatched Bank that we all used to own.

Skoda: the motor company that thinks cyclists are fakey-racey nobbers.

You missed the Sunlife one - I want a new pen but I aren't old enough yet for Sunlife plans
 

mjr

Comfy armchair to one person & a plank to the next
Dan Martin giving big props to his tyre sponsor. To be fair, Specialized tyres do seem fairly grippy, but for mere mortals like me who don't have the TdF road-sweepers in front, they seem to grip a lot of shoot too, which punctures them eventually.
 

coffeejo

Ælfrēd
Location
West Somerset
Edit : this was yesterday's. Oops.
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Buddfox

Veteran
Location
London
Just had a quick look back at the top 10 GCs from the last four years, back to 2012, and this year is significantly more competitive. 10th place rider is 7.42 down on Froome, who has 4.11 on the 2nd place, so riders 2 to 10 are unusually closely bunched (10th place has been 17 to 21 minutes down). Should make for a great stage tomorrow as well.
 

mjr

Comfy armchair to one person & a plank to the next
You missed the Sunlife one - I want a new pen but I aren't old enough yet for Sunlife plans
And Sky - never mind the bias, feel the broadband reliability? Or Ian Botham being the latest celebrity to push a health gadget? Cheap non-name non-recycled who-knows-what-chemicals cards printed and posted from overseas (presumably not paying tax here)? Loans with 1294.1% interest?

It's almost that if any products you're considering appear in an itv4 daytime advert, it's probably time to look for better advice.
 
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