Totally disgusting - read at your own risk

[Cycling Naturalist]

not to mention rubber-neckers

The Japanese film is less explicit in that she appears to be wearing normal clothing. She seems totally exhausted at the end of her ride. Makes you wonder if there's any need for us blokes.

 

[Dayvo]

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I've been looking for an excuse to post these for a while!!
Gary.

I suppose that's one way to 'wear' a helmet!

 

[Membrane]

I'm reliably informed that a Japanese cyclist has devised a bike where the pedalling action is linked to a dildo that goes up through a hole in the saddle.

It's obvious that this "Japanese cyclist" is a bloke, a girl cyclist would have invented a pedal powered miniature chocolate dispenser.

 

[Kirstie]

Or the dildo part would have resembled the rampant rabbit (go look it up on the Ann Summers site boys)...

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

It's obvious that this "Japanese cyclist" is a bloke, a girl cyclist would have invented a pedal powered miniature chocolate dispenser.

Ah! So that's why the cyclist's shown fully clothed, so you can't see the evidence that it's a bloke doing it.

 

[domtyler]

I am currently beavering away at making a version of this for us guys. I am having an issue with keeping the raw liver in a fresh and usable state though inside the empty washing up liquid bottle! Any suggestions?

 

[rich p]

I am currently beavering away at making a version of this for us guys. I am having an issue with keeping the raw liver in a fresh and usable state though inside the empty washing up liquid bottle! Any suggestions?

Beavering

I did see an ad for a product called 'the Pink Pussy' which would have the advantage of not needing fresh offal but on the other hand wouldn't taste as good with onions.

 

[Tim Bennet.]

I am currently beavering away at making a version of this for us guys.

I hope you are not beavering away at this is the privacy of your own home in Scotland. That would certainly get you put on the sex offenders register.

 

[bonj2]

It might be better to disconnect the traditional chain and just have all the power going into the dildo, then you could run it on a really high gear. You wouldn't GO anywhere, but let's face it it's not really going to be a viable commuting option is it, not even in japan.

 

[Chuffy]

It's the ratio that bothers me. I mean, if it's 1:1 eg one stroke per pedal revolution, then after a ride at any kind of speed the poor girl is going to be hellishly honeymoonishly sore.

I wonder if a lower gear would help?

 

[Chuffy]

It might be better to disconnect the traditional chain and just have all the power going into the dildo, then you could run it on a really high gear. You wouldn't GO anywhere, but let's face it it's not really going to be a viable commuting option is it, not even in japan.

OW! Mr Friction is NOT your friend.

 

[Chuffy]

Hmmm, built in WD40 dispenser...

 

[bonj2]

OW! Mr Friction is NOT your friend.

I'm thinking possibly 52x11 but with lots of KY or dermatological teflon or the like in constant supply...

 

[Gary D]

Hmmm, built in WD40 dispenser...

As has been said before...........WD40 is NOT a lubricant

Gary.

 

[Membrane]

Or the dildo part would have resembled the rampant rabbit (go look it up on the Ann Summers site boys)...

I'm trying to get rid of a mental image of our forum college Elmer Fudd standing at an Ann Summers counter asking for a Wampant Wabbit.