Toilet

[Globalti]

I installed a home urinal in our downstairs loo. Can you believe that? It's a must for male users; the traditional WC pan is not designed for men to use standing up. The urinal even has a fly in the glaze to aim at.

I used to know a bloke who was so stupid that he thought there was a city in China called Vitreous.

 

[montage]

The ski resort in Germany I went to had little football goal posts in their urinals. these had a small ball suspended from string - by far the most fun weewee I have ever had.

 

[sticky sherbert]

just tab ends in this bog

 

[louise]

No no, standy-uppy. Sitting down is strictly for when it's the middle of the night, I don't want to put the light on and I'm too disorientated to find the bowl.

I do have some standards.

My friend (who is male) did once comment that one of the advantages of being a women was that you can pee in the dark

 

[louise]

To help the women understand the dilemma us men go through each time we use a public toilet.

http://www.flasharcade.com/puzzle-games/play-4883/toilet-etiquitte-game.html

or

http://www.flashgames4ever.com/game.php?id=440

I scored 5, claiming that I am a dab hand, not bad for female!!

 

[alecstilleyedye]

<sneaks in>
<sidles up to urinal>
<whips out a She-wee>
<sneaks out>

chuffy always leaving the seat up?

 

[dellzeqq]

Well, at the risk of seeming a little less than totally manly - it's the cubicle for me, and I sit. It's just a minute or two of relaxation - why spoil it with all those aiming trials and tribulations, or that insane 'not looking, honest, mate, crikey that's a big 'un' stuff?

 

[mickle]

It's considered very bad form to stand up to pee in a toilet in Sweden.

 

[Kirstie]

[austin powers moment]

evacuation com-

evaculation compl-

evacuation comple-

evaculation complete

[/austin powers moment]

 

[Hover Fly]

*Prepares water bomb for dellzeqq's next visit.*

 

[Fnaar]

Anyone ever suffer from "bashful bladder" syndrome? Where proximity of other male leads to inability to pee? Not me, you understand, of course, I have to stand about 3 feet away from the urinal