Bob Geldof's autobiography.
Title of your autobiography
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Bob Geldof's autobiography.
roadrash
cycle chatterer
- Location
- sitting on the edge of wigan pier
i didn't know that 
i didn't know that
I read it many years back.
- Location
- Shrewsbury, Shropshire
The dullest show on Earth.
Vantage
Carbon fibre... LMAO!!!
- Location
- Behind everyone else, Bolton
"Told You It Wouldn't Fit!"
Chris S
Legendary Member
- Location
- Birmingham
He had right of way
Bonefish Blues
Banging donk
- Location
- 52 Festive Road
'I could've been somebody' probably fits better than most. 3 pints of Tim Taylor may have suppressed innovation 
guitarpete247
Just about surviving
- Location
- Leicestershire
"Just about surviving". Would be mine. Took me a while to think it up when I joined here.
gavgav
Legendary Member
Oh do behave!
Accy cyclist
Legendary Member
- Location
- The hills of Accrington
My window cleaning round was in Blackburn which has something like a 45% Asian(Pakistani/Indian)population. Their languages mustn't have a word for window cleaner as when i heard them talking in their own languages i heard them say 'vindow(they can't/don't pronounce the letter W)cleaner' in reference to me. So years ago i decided to title my autobiography...
Ven I'm Cleaning Vindows
Ven I'm Cleaning Vindows
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Tell me Accy, as a window cleaner did you get a lot of bedroom action with lonely housewives? Is the cliche true?
Accy cyclist
Legendary Member
- Location
- The hills of Accrington
I had a semi naked woman aged about 90
come to her front door to pay me once. Er,that's about it.
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Deleted member 26715
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Used to work for BT, once climbed a pole to test a dropwire & glanced into a bedroom window, there was a naked man & woman on the bed involved in some adult fun, I turned my back on them, which was not easy as the treads on the pole are set to work on the distribution box. After I had finished the test I started to go back down the pole I glanced over again to see the curtains closed, I always wondered about the conversation that had ensued.
