Tips for enjoying Christmas ?

[fossyant]

What, like "thank you, that's a lovely a gift" ?

That 'singing cup' was soon smashed up !

 

[glasgowcyclist]

3 household 'advice' - no worry, it will be here next week too !

Doesn't apply on Christmas Day so you'd be fine here.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-59655829

People in Scotland have been asked to limit socialising to three households at a time in the run-up to Christmas amid concerns over the Omicron variant.​

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First Minister Nicola Sturgeon said the advice would not apply on Christmas Day and that plans should not be cancelled.​

 

[Dave7]

We just don't do it really. Just do what you want, its your time.
I struggle with 2-3 months of run up to whats just a Sunday dinner really. Crazy.

So your normal Sunday dinner is
A 20 Lb turkey
Five kilos of sprouts
One kilo of stodgy stuffing
3 kilos of half done roasties ,

 

[matticus]

So your normal Sunday dinner is
A 20 Lb turkey
Five kilos of sprouts
One kilo of stodgy stuffing
3 kilos of half done roasties ,

Stop it.

I'm salivating and there's over a week to go. :-/

 

[JB052]

A slide or photograph show using old photos, ideally projected. Just one person can select the photos or everyone can contribute, It sparks conversation and helps appreciate the good times.

 

[fossyant]

Doesn't apply on Christmas Day so you'd be fine here.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-59655829

People in Scotland have been asked to limit socialising to three households at a time in the run-up to Christmas amid concerns over the Omicron variant.​

​

First Minister Nicola Sturgeon said the advice would not apply on Christmas Day and that plans should not be cancelled.​

Boxing Day, New Year's Day ???? Bojo on telly tonight, so we might be doomed.

 

[fossyant]

So your normal Sunday dinner is
A 20 Lb turkey
Five kilos of sprouts
One kilo of stodgy stuffing
3 kilos of half done roasties ,

You forgot pigs in blankets

 

[glasgowcyclist]

Boxing Day, New Year's Day ???? Bojo on telly tonight, so we might be doomed.

Thread's about Christmas though, innit? .

 

[wafter]

Ideally a long, solitary holiday in a hot country whose majority demographic don't believe in Jesus..

 

[welsh dragon]

Lock the doors, turn all the lights off, hide behind the sofa and pretend no one is home

 

[slowmotion]

If you are going to be staying at relatives, take your own stash of Fairy Liquid.

Ecover doesn't work.

 

[fossyant]

If you are going to be staying at relatives, take your own stash of Fairy Liquid.

Ecover doesn't work.

Oh god, imagine that on Christmas day doing the washing up. Fairy Original or Aldi's own version. The smelly Fairy ones are rubbish too.

 

[fossyant]

Third day running - MIL stressing over her Christmas card list... doesn't give a hoot that her daughter is on antibiotics and steroids - the card list !

See I'll enjoy Christmas when it's done. We can't just send them, as quite a few are dead and some have moved, and others she decides not to send. Can't win.

 

[Kingfisher101]

So your normal Sunday dinner is
A 20 Lb turkey
Five kilos of sprouts
One kilo of stodgy stuffing
3 kilos of half done roasties ,

I think you know what I meant. Its a roast dinner whatever....
That version with Turkey, sprouts etc is revolting.

 

[Chief Broom]

Ive noticed a popular pastime on Boxing day just before relatives start taking an axe to each other is the 'beach walk' . Usually done in inadequate clothes so when freezing horizontal sleet and risk of hyperthermia threatens everyone scurries back to the car and decides that uncle bobs farting, kids fighting and moronic TV isnt so bad after all and hell at least its warm!

*****oh and sleigh rides!

View: https://youtu.be/vHmRikW9axQ