Three word game ...

[Paulus]

couldn't go forward

 

[172traindriver]

up the valley

 

[Paulus]

towards the promised

 

[172traindriver]

land of happiness

 

[Paulus]

always disappointed many

 

[SteCenturion]

nubile blonde virgins

 

[172traindriver]

awaiting a large

 

[SteCenturion]

Package from DPD

 

[172traindriver]

containing new toys

 

[SteCenturion]

but missing batteries

 

[172traindriver]

for their operation

 

[Toshiba Boy]

"Wait!" she shouted,

 

[welsh dragon]

"Its fallen off"

 

[SteCenturion]

"who goes there" ?

 

[172traindriver]

hide it where?