Three word game ...

[classic33]

when the wrong

 

[MickyMickster]

Trousers are on

 

[Paulus]

the right person

 

[classic33]

when the chips

 

[Paulus]

are too crispy

 

[classic33]

and slightly cold

 

[pjd57]

without any salt

 

[classic33]

but plenty of

 

[Paulus]

mayonnaise encrusted onions

 

[classic33]

were had, with

 

[Oldbloke]

devastating effect on

 

[Fnaar]

the inner workings

 

[guitarpete247]

of the Conservative

 

[classic33]

Clubs Annual meeting

 

[Oldbloke]

,entertainment provided by