Three things you will almost certainly never do again.

[icowden]

Hmmmm...

1) Go on a fairground Waltzer.
2) Listen to my wife when she tells me that "it's definitely not praline".
3) Go back to university

 

[roubaixtuesday]

1. Yet another night of passion with three American girls
2. Repeat my magnificent solo win on Alpe d'Huez.
3. Discover a cure for any more fatal illnesses.

 

[icowden]

1. Yet another night of passion with three American girls
2. Repeat my magnificent solo win on Alpe d'Huez.
3. Discover a cure for any more fatal illnesses.

And you've definitely done all 3 of those?

 

[figbat]

Drive a classic Mini.
Study for exams.
Live abroad.

 

[Dave7]

He mo

God knows.

He moves in mysterious ways you know

 

[roubaixtuesday]

And you've definitely done all 3 of those?

Not all at the same time, admittedly

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

And you've definitely done all 3 of those?

Just the three girls??

 

[wiggydiggy]

Change gear whilst pedalling - until I forget and do it again

 

[Reynard]

1) Go to another school reunion

2) Drink alcohol

3) Date a well known racing driver

 

[fossyant]

1. Fall off my Bike
2. Fall off again
3. Fall off once more.

I'm scuppered.

 

[Venod]

Ride a fixie.
Consume more than 8 pints in a session.
Have a vasectomy.

 

[Jameshow]

1) Go to another school reunion

2) Drink alcohol

3) Date a well known racing driver

Who was he?!!!

 

[Arrowfoot]

1. Decline an invitation to live dangerously when propositioned by a beautiful woman (too late now)
2. Drink Japanese rice wine - the biggest hangover ever
3. Listen to Karl Marx

 

[lazybloke]

I like "no more children".

It also means never again will I have to watch my wife go 10 days overdue before needing 5 cycles of induced labour plus an emergency c-section.


To be fair, it was a worse experience for my wife, although i would have liked to try some of that pain relief.

 

[Chris S]

1) Buy a leasehold property.
2) Pay cash-in-hand for repairs.
3) Believe promises made by an employer.