Three bits of tarmac walk into a pub...

[Yellow Fang]

I see it's time to dust off some corny old jokes. Here's one - a man walks into bar, says OUCH! It was an iron bar.

 

[Cheule]

I see it's time to dust off some corny old jokes. Here's one - a man walks into bar, says OUCH! It was an iron bar.

User482 beat you to it :-)

Glad everyone got a good groan from my joke, now I'll just get my coat ;-)

 

[TVC]

A sandwich goes into a pub, walks up to the barman, and says, "Pint of
lager please."

"Sorry mate," says the barman, "we don't serve food in here."

 

[Smokin Joe]

A dyslexic walks into a bra...

 

[Yellow Fang]

William Shakespeare walks into a pub. The barman says, "You're bard".

 

[Slim]

A bloke walks into a bar with a weird looking dog on a lead...

Barman : "What sort of dog is that?"

Bloke : "It's a blacksmith"

Barman : Why's it called a blacksmith?"

Bloke : "'cos if you kick it up the @rse it makes a bolt for the door"

 

[TVC]

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I think I've lost an electron."

The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies,

"Yes,I'm positive..."