Lanzecki
Über Member
- Location
- A Boreen, Ireland
Just been said to my darling daughter.
"Firstly, I love you with no reserve. I will be there to help you protect you, and fix your mistakes. But,
If you slam your bedroom door once more. I will take the door off of it hinges for one week. I'm tired of the entire house shaking every time the slightest insult you think you've had causes you to slam a very heavy and perfectly fitted door in a very nice hole. Paster is cracking around your door way. This does mean that you are slamming it too hard, not that I didn't plaster the wall correctly. I'm very proud of that wall. Almost prouder then of you at this moment.... Think on that Missus.
I fitted that door very with love and a bit of blood before you were born. It's not gonna survive much longer. It's been there almost 20 years and I've never had to adjust it for the first 10 years. I've fixed it twice in the last two years. Kinda suggests something huh?
You have woken the baby twice this week and when asked not to slam the door and why you shouldn't slam the door you respond with "I didn't want the baby". While this is accurate, it's incredibly unfair on your doting Mother and the rest of the family. We are the people that wiped you bum, spoon fed you, clothed, taught you right from wrong and manners. And still do. Ohh, manners do apply in the home, but just in public. We have a vested interest in you.
Don't believe me? (reached into back pocket) This is called a screwdriver. One of it's many uses is to undo the screws that hold your door to the wall. I'd prefer to remove the door to protect the walls, and give the baby and your mother a restful night sleep."
And breath..
I do think I'm going to end up taking the door away. It's to the point that I need to make a stand. And to prove I will do what I said. Maybe I'll take the door for it's first pint, it's 20 years old. It's about time it learn to drink
Ohh, and I'll play some nice classical music thru that open door at 6am when I'm feeding baby and you are in your pit. Well I would if I thought It would have any effect.
"Firstly, I love you with no reserve. I will be there to help you protect you, and fix your mistakes. But,
If you slam your bedroom door once more. I will take the door off of it hinges for one week. I'm tired of the entire house shaking every time the slightest insult you think you've had causes you to slam a very heavy and perfectly fitted door in a very nice hole. Paster is cracking around your door way. This does mean that you are slamming it too hard, not that I didn't plaster the wall correctly. I'm very proud of that wall. Almost prouder then of you at this moment.... Think on that Missus.
I fitted that door very with love and a bit of blood before you were born. It's not gonna survive much longer. It's been there almost 20 years and I've never had to adjust it for the first 10 years. I've fixed it twice in the last two years. Kinda suggests something huh?
You have woken the baby twice this week and when asked not to slam the door and why you shouldn't slam the door you respond with "I didn't want the baby". While this is accurate, it's incredibly unfair on your doting Mother and the rest of the family. We are the people that wiped you bum, spoon fed you, clothed, taught you right from wrong and manners. And still do. Ohh, manners do apply in the home, but just in public. We have a vested interest in you.
Don't believe me? (reached into back pocket) This is called a screwdriver. One of it's many uses is to undo the screws that hold your door to the wall. I'd prefer to remove the door to protect the walls, and give the baby and your mother a restful night sleep."
And breath..
I do think I'm going to end up taking the door away. It's to the point that I need to make a stand. And to prove I will do what I said. Maybe I'll take the door for it's first pint, it's 20 years old. It's about time it learn to drink
Ohh, and I'll play some nice classical music thru that open door at 6am when I'm feeding baby and you are in your pit. Well I would if I thought It would have any effect.
Don't ever tell me again that "if I keep still, the wasp won't bother me" and "It won't sting you for no reason"
