Things you'd like to say, but can't

[Moon bunny]

Damn difficult but broody ludicrous.

 

[oldwheels]

I would like you to think very carefully about how you word your apology.

If I receive a genuine apology, you may think about a large box of Lindt chocolates and a very large bouquet of flowers, from a florist and not a garage forecourt.

My late wife once got a very large bunch of flowers from Calmac after I kicked up a fuss about shopping trolleys blocking the lift and access to the car deck for her wheelchair. Her specialist nurse who came weekly was most impressed "that must have been some letter you wrote".

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

One of the reasons I left my old job (NHS) was hearing two “colleagues“ arguing about whose turn it was to be sick at half-term.

Some of ours don't even wait that long

We have one, who (one year) with sick & a/l, someone worked out that he'd worked about 43 days

Well, turned up

Occasionally on time too!!!!!!!!!

 

[StuAff]

Me at work for the entire month....

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0z_Qqnq8pI8&ab_channel=VoltronShakespeare


(OK, every single working day ever. With the rest of the speech included.)

 

[Moon bunny]

Cor! There’s a lot of junk in here!

 

[Andy in Germany]

I'm thinking of making a sign saying "This is my lunch break: Nothing can be so important it can't wait half an hour"

 

[presta]

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

 

[ColinJ]

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

Why not? Liam Dutton managed it!

 

[Chris S]

I think female footballers should be paid the same as men. Then husbands and boyfriends can live off them the same way that WAGS do.

 

[Threevok]

I think female footballers should be paid the same as men. Then husbands and boyfriends can live off them the same way that WAGS do.

Wouldn't that make us HAGs ?

 

[Jenkins]

Wouldn't that make us HAGs ?

HABs surely?

 

[ColinJ]

HABs surely?

This is the 2020s... Surely. it should now be WHAGBs (Wives Husbands And Girlfriends Boyfriends)!?

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

This is the 2020s... Surely. it should now be WHAGBs (Wives Husbands And Girlfriends Boyfriends)!?

And Bi's and Trans and non-gender-specific and $probablysomeotherstuff

it started as LBTG which seems linguistically wrong but kinda works
then a Q was added - although I am unclear as to what it means (must look that up!) but it works OKish
and then other stuff so that it ends up being so unweildy that it can;t be used easily

 

[T.M.H.N.E.T]

LGBT

Q - Queer

 

[Chris S]

Is Ukraine going to win Eurovision this year?