Things you'd like to say, but can't

[Mugshot]

I went on a customer service course once. The instructor stressed that the customer is not always right.

Otherwise known in retail as "Buyers are liars."

 

[ColinJ]

Wearing a face mask... WHILE CYCLING SOLO UP A HILL ON A WARM EVENING!?

 

[Andy in Germany]

Wearing a face mask... WHILE CYCLING SOLO UP A HILL ON A WARM EVENING!?

To be fair I've done similar, usually when leaving a shop or a train and forgetting that I have the mask on.

 

[ColinJ]

To be fair I've done similar, usually when leaving a shop or a train and forgetting that I have the mask on.

I had been feeling stifled just walking around Lidl with a mask on a couple of hours earlier! I would struggle to get enough air in on a climb.

 

[oldwheels]

Otherwise known in retail as "Buyers are liars."

When we had a shop we sold woollen jerseys with specific instructions not to machine wash. Only hand wash. We got some who swore they had followed the instructions but the garment had mysteriously diminished in size during a hand wash. They were told that we would send the garment to an independent laboratory for testing and if it was shown to be their fault they paid the fee. We never had anyone take us up on this offer.

 

[Andy in Germany]

I had been feeling stifled just walking around Lidl with a mask on a couple of hours earlier! I would struggle to get enough air in on a climb.

I've got used to it having to wear one at work. If you wear a cloth mask and soak it in water it feels better in this weather. Also steams my glasses up less.

 

[newfhouse]

You’re not a child, you’re an adult being paid to do a real job. At least make an effort to use punctuation and capital letters appropriately when you write a business letter.

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

Have you considered quality over quantity with your jokes?

 

[Andy in Germany]

You’re not a child, you’re an adult being paid to do a real job. At least make an effort to use punctuation and capital letters appropriately when you write a business letter.

I have a feeling some of my German colleagues think that; I do make an effort though, honest...

 

[Edwardoka]

Your child is fat and spoiled and you are actively harming him by indulging him.

At his age he should be wild camping and climbing mountains and exploring, not staring at a screen 18 hours a day, breathlessly waiting for the latest Fortnite news and crying and lashing out when the game he just started gets turned off because it's time to go to a birthday party.

Apart from the Fortnite stuff I can't be sure whether I'm writing about my younger self or someone else.

 

[welsh dragon]

It's not very nice to tell someone that they don't have a heart, and then wonder why they are upset by your comment.

You need to brush up on your social skills because they are non existent.

 

[Ratchet Cat]

Person at work to me "what's that doing there? Take it away."
Me " I'll need it later."
Person " I don't care take it away."
Me "ok."
So I move said object into another room.
I now have to put something on the floor.
Person" What's that doing on the floor?"
Me " I had some thing to put it on but you told me to move it."
Person"Well it can't stay on the floor. Get the object I told you to move back and put it on there"
What I would like to have said "Let me get on with my job and stop interfering you thick, stupid person. You only got the job you've got because you like shouting a lot."

 

[ColinJ]

Person at work to me "what's that doing there? Take it away."
Me " I'll need it later."
Person " I don't care take it away."
Me "ok."
So I move said object into another room.
I now have to put something on the floor.
Person" What's that doing on the floor?"
Me " I had some thing to put it on but you told me to move it."
Person"Well it can't stay on the floor. Get the object I told you to move back and put it on there"
What I would like to have said "Let me get on with my job and stop interfering you thick, stupid person. You only got the job you've got because you like shouting a lot."

I can't be the only person curious about what the mysterious 'object' and 'something' were...

I volunteer 'litter tray' and 'crapping cat'!

 

[Ratchet Cat]

Plastic trolley and a bucket. Don't think he reads this forum but you never know!

 

[Andy in Germany]

Plastic trolley and a bucket.

That raises more questions than it answers.