derrick
The Glue that binds us together.
- Location
- On the edge of London
Where do all the dickheads come from?
Things you'd like to say, but can't
- Thread starter Stig-OT-Dump
- Start date
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- Location
- Shrewsbury, Shropshire
Have the Mods not paid up for the ad free forum...?
If only there was somewhere we could pay a small fee to block all the spammers and bots from attacking the site.It's not a massive problem really - just wanted to get it off my chest.
Threevok
Growing old disgracefully
- Location
- South Wales
potsy
Rambler
- Location
- My Armchair
I was thinking Yorkshire, but if you say soUsually Aberdare
raleighnut
Legendary Member
- Location
- One of the 'Elite'
Rusty Nails
We remember
- Location
- Living in the slow lane
Joey Shabadoo
My pronouns are "He", "Him" and "buggerlugs"
The side of my head is sore from me punching it every time you say something idiotic to me on the phone but it's the only way I can stop myself from calling you a ******* ** **** ***** ****** ******* ******* and probably losing my job.
I had absolutely no idea you had a hot line to Mark Francois...
Andy in Germany
Guru
- Location
- Rottenburg am Neckar
Sir, just because you are wearing a plastic hat does not mean you are invincible. Nor does it make up for your poor cycling ability.
Threevok
Growing old disgracefully
- Location
- South Wales
To the spotty oinks sat behind us on Saturday.....
I appreciate that you are probably too old now, to have school holiday adventures in the back of the wardrobes.
However, if you must come to the rugby instead, please do a little research first.
I'm not expecting you to know the laws of the game (most refs in the league don't and manage just fine) but at least learn the names of the players you are pointing to and slagging off to your mates.
I understand it's quite easy to mix two players up, even with the big screen at the stadium, but Ross Moriarty is twice the size of Rhys Patchell, looks nothing like him, plays for a different team, in a different position and to top it all, Rhys wasn't even on the field at the time.
I appreciate that you are probably too old now, to have school holiday adventures in the back of the wardrobes.
However, if you must come to the rugby instead, please do a little research first.
I'm not expecting you to know the laws of the game (most refs in the league don't and manage just fine) but at least learn the names of the players you are pointing to and slagging off to your mates.
I understand it's quite easy to mix two players up, even with the big screen at the stadium, but Ross Moriarty is twice the size of Rhys Patchell, looks nothing like him, plays for a different team, in a different position and to top it all, Rhys wasn't even on the field at the time.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Oh yes 
I am now wondering what was worse. Was it the fact that I did not sound sincere?
Or the fact that I made no effort to conceal the fact that I was not being sincere?
I am now wondering what was worse. Was it the fact that I did not sound sincere?
Or the fact that I made no effort to conceal the fact that I was not being sincere?
Andy in Germany
Guru
- Location
- Rottenburg am Neckar
You can toot yer horn and gesticulate as much as you like, there isn't enough room for you to overtake.
NorthernDave
Never used Über Member
- Location
- The real Northern Powerhouse
Northern Railway, why does your automated station announcement system not know how to pronounce "Sowerby Bridge" correctly?
And, to someone else...
I really hope you are getting off at the next stop.
And, to someone else...
I really hope you are getting off at the next stop.
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ColinJ
Puzzle game procrastinator!
- Location
- Todmorden - Yorks/Lancs border
They probably thought the Beatles song was Strowberry Fields!
I have heard some amusing attempts at Mytholmroyd! (For example: My-tha-home-road?!)
- Location
- Manchester
How do you pronounce Mytholmroyd?
