Things you'd like to say, but can't

[TVC]

Have you noticed how fewer and fewer people respond to you? It's as if one by one they tire of you. Actualy, of course you haven't noticed, you are clearly incapable of self awareness.

 

[Archie_tect]

It's funny isn't it? I play with a few different groups of chaps and each group contains similarly stereotypical players. I thought about which one I would be, and I'm probably 'The firm but fair guy, who occasionally mistimes a tackle, but has a decent eye for a through ball'.

Andy, sounds like you may be "the one who never gets the ball but always gets the man..."

 

[GrumpyGregry]

So, in the fifteen odd months since I handed the management of this team and function back to your directorate after fixing it last time, you've systematically dismantled every process and system I put in place, hired people who aren't up to the job, and are now failing to deliver to your customers as a result. And you now want me to take it over AGAIN, whilst you retain some sort of dotted line/matrix so you can claim any credit that may accrue if I save the day AGAIN. You want me to do all the work to fix it AGAIN, exit your hires AGAN, and then hand it back to your directorate AGAIN for you to feck it up AGAIN. Are you feckin' insane or on drugs? Do you think I came up the Severn on a bicycle? Have you actually fallen for the not very bright yobbish thug image I like to portray? Nobber.

 

[AndyRM]

Andy, sounds like you may be "the one who never gets the ball but always gets the man..."

It's a once a match sort of occurrence. Usually against people I know can take it.

 

[beanzontoast]

Ou est ma fleur, patron?

[I expect to be splurge-gunned any day...]

 

[Scoosh]

So, in the fifteen odd months since I handed the management of this team and function back to your directorate after fixing it last time, you've systematically dismantled every process and system I put in place, hired people who aren't up to the job, and are now failing to deliver to your customers as a result. And you now want me to take it over AGAIN, whilst you retain some sort of dotted line/matrix so you can claim any credit that may accrue if I save the day AGAIN. You want me to do all the work to fix it AGAIN, exit your hires AGAN, and then hand it back to your directorate AGAIN for you to feck it up AGAIN. Are you feckin' insane or on drugs? Do you think I came up the Severn on a bicycle? Have you actually fallen for the not very bright yobbish thug image I like to portray? Nobber.

Now if you are a Consultant and charging 'appropriate' fees, you could easily get N + 2 for that !

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

Hope you're enjoying the beach. When you come back are you going to pay the slightest bit of notice to my mother?
You know, the mother that loans you money you never pay back, helps you do stuff, and that you absolutely ignore and treat like shoot when she needs help.
Both of you disgust me.

 

[GrumpyGregry]

Now if you are a Consultant and charging 'appropriate' fees, you could easily get N + 2 for that !

Been there. Done that. Don;t currently plan to do it again.

 

[EltonFrog]

The contributor seems to make more comebacks than Spandau Ballet, but does not bequeath very much.

 

[EltonFrog]

I thought you might have posted something along the lines of "hurry up snail, hurry up. You seem to be going at a snail's pace"

I did say that, then he just farked off. Zoooom, he was gone.

 

[Lullabelle]

So wrapped up with talking about yourself that you fail to notice the glazed expression on peoples faces.

 

[TVC]

Why do they call you Bumface?

 

[Maverick Goose]

I would like to say some naughty things to a Lady I know ....................

Me too!

 

[Drago]

You're a bigger p***** than I thought you were.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

You, Father are a prize idiot, I mean, I might have brain damage so I have an excuse, but, YOU??!!