Things you'd like inventing that haven't been invented yet
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randynewmanscat
Veteran
- Location
- Vienne, Poitou-Chrentes
I have such a glass, I make sure to top it up if it gets anywhere near half full.
randynewmanscat
Veteran
- Location
- Vienne, Poitou-Chrentes
The all cleansing fire usually works, you may dance around it to stay a little warmer at this cold time of the year.Or just a ruddy big skip.
Reynard
Guru
- Location
- Cambridgeshire, UK
Or go back and do something positive about old regrets... (oh yes, I've thought about *THAT* one long and hard)
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Accy cyclist
Legendary Member
- Location
- The hills of Accrington
How about a device that 'speaks' in the CC posters/members accents. I sometimes read members posts in their how i imagine them to be accents (if they give their location,or other clues etc). Also...my phone has a thing that reads text messages back to you if you want. Why can't phones read your messages back to you in a certain dialect if you want them to?🤔
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Accy cyclist
Legendary Member
- Location
- The hills of Accrington
How about making your device also capable of putting that bag of dog shoot on their car seat,just as they're about to sit down.
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Accy cyclist
Legendary Member
- Location
- The hills of Accrington
That sounds like a great idea,but to go back in time and see people you knew face to face 'alive' when they're in reality dead?!
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winjim
Smash the cistern
It's ultimately logical to consider other people's feelings and emotions. Mild logic might make you forget that. You want a hard logic pill.
MontyVeda
a short-tempered ill-controlled small-minded troll
- Location
- Lancaster... the little city.
After spending about an hour removing the two concrete blocks from my washing machine, so I could single-handedly get it down the stairs and into the front yard... i was thinking about using water instead of concrete to provide the weight needed to stop it wobbling all over the place. A large water tank (eg, 30ltr/30kg) around the front/top of the drum, with baffles to stop it sloshing could be filled on installation and emptied when needing to be moved would make it much easier to get in and out.
winjim
Smash the cistern
MontyVeda
a short-tempered ill-controlled small-minded troll
- Location
- Lancaster... the little city.
I knew someone would have thought of it before (I know i have... when i first tried to get a washing machine up a flight of stairs, 18 years ago)... and why isn't it standard? Surely there's a simple reason?? Risk of leakage maybe; the tank might split after three years of rigarous vibrations? I've already thought about turning the liquid into a jelly so it could never leak, but turning the jelly back into water to empty it is beyond me
winjim
Smash the cistern
I've got some stuff for the kids that turns bath water to jelly, then you put some other stuff in to liquify it again. I'm sure some clever chemists could sort it.I knew someone would have thought of it before (I know i have... when i first tried to get a washing machine up a flight of stairs, 18 years ago)... and why isn't it standard? Surely there's a simple reason?? Risk of leakage maybe; the tank might split after three years of rigarous vibrations? I've already thought about turning the liquid into a jelly so it could never leak, but turning the jelly back into water to empty it is beyond me
Reynard
Guru
- Location
- Cambridgeshire, UK
That sounds like a great idea,but to go back in time and see people you knew face to face 'alive' when they're in reality dead?!
Because sometimes, you just want to tell them one last time how much they mean to you.
swee'pea99
Legendary Member
Didn't you used to be able to get your sat nav to talk to you in the voice of Stephen Fry or Joanna Lumley or whoever? Maybe you still can.
