Things you'd like inventing that haven't been invented yet

[Cycleops]

Force fields for bicycles.

Yes, and when the force field senses a car closer than 3ft it shuts down the motor for ten minutes

 

[Reynard]

Hmmmm ... High heels?

Too wibbly-wobbly...

I'd prefer to avoid falling flat on my face.

 

[roley poley]

automatic zero-G following floating rucksack

 

[tyred]

A whiskey bottle which refills itself

 

[welsh dragon]

A bag like they have in Harry Potter that never gets full and is small enough to carry around. I could stuff all of Mr WD's rubbish into it.

 

[Reynard]

A bag like they have in Harry Potter that never gets full and is small enough to carry around. I could stuff all of Mr WD's rubbish into it.

Ah... A non-detectable extension charm is what you're wanting.

 

[welsh dragon]

Ah... A non-detectable extension charm is what you're wanting.

Or just a ruddy big skip.

 

[Reynard]

Or just a ruddy big skip.

Poor Mr WD...

 

[SpokeyDokey]

Just listening to the radio where someone said he'd like a water fueled car,but doesn't know how to invent one. Last week when we had freezing weather i thought my usual thought when the weather's like that. I always wonder why no one has invented tarmac that soaks up the suns rays,stores the 'heat' then releases it when we have temperatures around freezing. Just imagine that! No need for gritted roads and no slippery dangerous pavements! Surely it wouldn't be that hard for someone to come up with a method of doing this. 🤔
What would you like to see invented that hasn't been invented yet? 🤔

Already in the Lake District'

Orton Scar on the Kendal to Appleby road.

Drive up there first thing in the morning and the road is littered with sheep, and sometime cows, using the road to keep warm overnight.

 

[Gunk]

I'd like to see a BS indicator attached to each post.

Always surprises me how many members seem to have a heap of savings, pays cash for their cars, is mortgage free and retired at 50

 

[Eziemnaik]

Road tubeless tyres that go on without the need for hydraulic press

 

[Drago]

Always surprises me how many members seem to have a heap of savings, pays cash for their cars, is mortgage free and retired at 50

Because we paid attention at school.

 

[Cerdic]

I want to know where my jet pack is. Back in the 1970s, Tomorrows World promised I would have one by now...

 

[Yellow Fang]

I'd like to invent one of those ray guns I saw on a SF series as a boy. When you shoot someone with it you see their skeleton glow for a second before they disappear.

 

[swee'pea99]

Some kind of bike to car missile system.

Walking the dog this morning I bumped into Michael, who's 86, and he was telling me how a jogger had come past him stupidly close and just before passing had coughed right in his face. I said it reminded me of times when I'm on the bike and see a piece of driving that just makes me think: 'What I'd give for a WEAPON!'