ColinJ
Puzzle game procrastinator!
- Location
- Todmorden - Yorks/Lancs border
- Did my slowest ever ascent of the Cragg Vale climb.
- Practised the foetal position for 48 hours solid while having feverish confusing conversations with my late parents.
- Decided that there was a meaning to life and that it might be a good idea to explore it further when I wasn't quite so 'busy'.
- Got severe carpet burns on my face, my left shoulder and right knee, but not the fun way.
- Had a weird threesome with two women in uniform who shaved part of my chest and wired me up for fun and games.
- Spent 8 bizarre nights sleeping with a succession of male strangers, some of whom I didn't even bother to speak to!
- Learning to walk had been so much fun as a child that I decided to do it again.
- Confirmed that you really can sit too still for too long, have too much beer and belly fat, and there is a limit to how much vitamin K one should consume while perfecting one's couch potato skills.
- Discovered that more people than I'd expected to, cared enough to contact me when it really mattered.
- Found out that my sisters would prefer me to be their son. It must be that - why else have they started phoning me virtually every day to see how I'm doing, the way our mother did after our father died?
- Found that I had been taking my oxygen for granted. It had got so upset that it almost upped and left me this summer! We are reconciled now, and slowly rebuilding our relationship.
- Got bored of feeling below par and decided to get slim and fit again.