Things you have come to terms with.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Having to do three times a night what I used to do once.

Pee?

 

[Rusty Nails]

Pee?

Sadly, yes.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Sadly, yes.

That's like my Dad, although I think it's even more for him.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Sadly, yes.

With me, because I have a Stoma, I will, sooner or later, when the bag leaks... Sh*t the bed like a Champion! ☺️😆

 

[Slick]

I may have to consider throwing out the 30 inch waist jeans I've been hanging on to.

 

[C R]

I’ll never get to marry Cindy Crawford ☹️ 💔

Cindy Crawford will never get to marry me. It was hard, but I think she finally accepted it.

 

[Jameshow]

I think that I will be effectively single now.
It’s a shame but there you go. It’s not what I expected. Heigh ho.

My wife asked how I would cope without her... Match.com I muttered....

Cindy Crawford will never get to marry me. It was hard, but I think she finally accepted it.

Jennifer Aniston similarly...!🤣

 

[StuAff]

The wretched pointlessness and eternal misery.

 

[ColinJ]

The wretched pointlessness and eternal misery.

But the rest is almost tolerable...!

 

[rockyroller]

not gonna climb the Matterhorn

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I may have to consider throwing out the 30 inch waist jeans I've been hanging on to.

I still have 32 inch jeans somewhere.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

not gonna climb the Matterhorn

I'm not going to climb Everest, which at one time probably would have irked me a little, but not now.
Besides, have you seen the pictures? It looks like a shopping street on the last Saturday before Christmas, only you might die, joining all the other bodies lining the route (along with the litter) for your troubles.
Also, it seems to be law that you have to wear gaudy coloured climbing clothes and have a selfie stick that you have to use every 10 seconds.

Yeah, classy! 🙄



See also: Machu Picchu and Angkor Wat for too many twats people.

 

[Jameshow]

I'm not going to climb Everest, which at one time probably would have irked me a little, but not now.
Besides, have you seen the pictures? It looks like a shopping street on the last Saturday before Christmas, only you might die, joining all the other bodies lining the route (along with the litter) for your troubles.
Also, it seems to be law that you have to wear gaudy coloured climbing clothes and have a selfie stick that you have to use every 10 seconds.

Yeah, classy! 🙄



See also: Machu Picchu and Angkor Wat for too many twats people.

You may also die shopping before Christmas!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

You may also die shopping before Christmas!

Sometimes if feels like it would be sweet relief! 😆

 

[All uphill]

That I can only be the person I am; there was no point trying to be the way I "should" be.

It's a relief.