Things that you would like to do but can't

[cyberknight]

retire

 

[Mike Ayling]

That cannot be true. If you completed 400m in 68s, at least one of the hundred-metre parts of it was done faster than 18s!

Agree

 

[EltonFrog]

@Gunk , I can juggle, quite well with three juggling thuds, or fruit of similar size, and do a few tricks, but I’ve tried loads of times to juggle with four thuds, can’t get it right. Given up on it now.

 

[Jameshow]

@Gunk , I can juggle, quite well with three juggling thuds, or fruit of similar size, and do a few tricks, but I’ve tried loads of times to juggle with four thuds, can’t get it right. Given up on it now.

There a guy at our local park run who juggles and runs sub 20 at the same time!

 

[ColinJ]

That cannot be true. If you completed 400m in 68s, at least one of the hundred-metre parts of it was done faster than 18s!

But not from a standing start!

 

[grldtnr]

Just get up in the morning, I am a long starteri worked in the post office for 30 + years with consequent early starts.

 

[postman]

I can only do two swimming strokes breast and laying on my back and sort of rowing with my arms which is not a proper swimming stroke.

 

[Regular.Cyclist]

Minced beef and porridge.

 

[grldtnr]

Minced beef and porridge.

Not in the same pot,but then I've never tried it ?

 

[Moon bunny]

Tie my shoelaces.

 

[sevenfourate]

……suggest a ‘Say what you really think’ day at work. Not like; weekly. Just one a month would do.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Compete at the Olympics

 

[Regular.Cyclist]

Not in the same pot,but then I've never tried it ?

My father used to add uncooked porridge oats into the mince to thicken the gravy a bit and make the mince go further. It added a unique but very tasty note to it. I’ve never been able to replicate it.

 

[grldtnr]

Compete at the Olympics

Any particular discipline, they do have some funny ideas as to what is sport.
How about the farting high jump?

 

[Gandi]

I’m not the perfect driver but when you someone blatantly flout the driving rules, you should be able to nudge them off the road.