Things that make you smile...

[Hilldodger]

An inverted coathanger shoved in my gob

 

[Mr Phoebus]

England playing world-class football in a friendly.

 

[Mr Pig]

England playing world-class football in a friendly.

Guess you don't smile much then?

 

[Slim]

Going over his list for Santa with my six year old I mentioned that one of the items was a bit expensive....

"But Daddy, presents don't cost anything; Father Christmas brings them"



.

 

[dmoan]

i was once behind a dirty whale tanker, and somebody had written in the dirt on the back...

poo


i laughed all the way to work. it just ticked me

Friends of mine visited an ATM in a small town at Christmas. They took great delight in reporting that someone had written (in permanent marker) on the facia:

Yo Ho Ho. Ballbags.

This was years ago and I am still laughing!

 

[alecstilleyedye]

written in the muck on the back of a van - "i wish my wife was this dirty"

 

[dmoan]

I run past the side of this house all the time - the 'graffiti' never fails to raise a smile!

 

[BigonaBianchi]

toyshops

 

[Mr Pig]

written in the muck on the back of a van - "i wish my wife was this dirty"

I saw the same thing written on the back of a van, and someone had written underneath:

" she is "

 

[bobg]

I saw the same thing written on the back of a van, and someone had written underneath:

" she is "

Love it

I recall a really low down and dirty old boozer up Barking Creek with a foul urinal, across the wall was written " Franz Ferdinand found alive and well and living in Sarajevo, Ist World War a mistake" It made me smile then and still does, 30 years later.

 

[swee'pea99]

Friend of mine's mum was in a country pub one time, and on her way to the loos she saw a picture in the hall of a bloke wearing a kilt - oddly, there was something a bit 3D about it. Looking closer, she realised the kilt was actually sort of a flap. Unable to resist (tho' a very dignified old dear) she lifted it. Was that a slight 'ding' she heard in the background? Sure enough, she re-entered the bar to be met by wall-to-wall grins.

 

[Keith Oates]

England winning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!