Things that have bothered you for a long time.

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Nigeyy

Legendary Member
Well car adverts have bothered me for a long time: inaccurate and implausible (car zooming around completely empty streets in a city or being driven -gasp -off road), marketing bs (car to be sold has good looking occupants), pandering to mindless and careless dolts (look! we have lane detectors, auto correction, automatic parking, why would you ever need to concentrate? etc), the list goes on....

But... recently they've hit an even lower low. At least over here in the New England area, they are now trying to position themselves as saviours and humanitarian charitable organizations with big huge cuddly soft warm hearts:

"we've been with you through thick and thin..." Really. REALLY? WTF? What does that mean exactly? What marketing genius came up with this one?

"we care" Yes, they do. About you paying for their vehicles.

"we'll get through this together" I'm out looking for manufacturer's* reps to be on my driveway right now, with them earnestly asking it there is anything they can do for me. I might have a long wait. Still, if I get sick, it will be good to know they'll get through it with me.

"we understand" This means they'll offer longer car loans to the vulnerable and less financially and intellectually capable

There are more that I can't remember but it's noticeable how they have stepped up the ads (marketing folks must have advised them to be cuddly and warm during this time). These really are a new low with completely meaningless and disingenuous words. Quite frankly vomit inducing.



*in all fairness, it might not be the manufacturer but the distributors.
 

Garry A

Calibrating.....
Location
Grangemouth
Well car adverts have bothered me for a long time: inaccurate and implausible (car zooming around completely empty streets in a city or being driven -gasp -off road), marketing bs (car to be sold has good looking occupants), pandering to mindless and careless dolts (look! we have lane detectors, auto correction, automatic parking, why would you ever need to concentrate? etc), the list goes on....

But... recently they've hit an even lower low. At least over here in the New England area, they are now trying to position themselves as saviours and humanitarian charitable organizations with big huge cuddly soft warm hearts:

"we've been with you through thick and thin..." Really. REALLY? WTF? What does that mean exactly? What marketing genius came up with this one?

"we care" Yes, they do. About you paying for their vehicles.

"we'll get through this together" I'm out looking for manufacturer's* reps to be on my driveway right now, with them earnestly asking it there is anything they can do for me. I might have a long wait. Still, if I get sick, it will be good to know they'll get through it with me.

"we understand" This means they'll offer longer car loans to the vulnerable and less financially and intellectually capable

There are more that I can't remember but it's noticeable how they have stepped up the ads (marketing folks must have advised them to be cuddly and warm during this time). These really are a new low with completely meaningless and disingenuous words. Quite frankly vomit inducing.



*in all fairness, it might not be the manufacturer but the distributors.

I like to think of car ads as being similar to the old tobacco ads, hopefully they will go the same way.
 

Cavalol

Legendary Member
Location
Chester
Not a long time, more a short time:

If you're trying to avoid Coronavirus from other pedestrians by walking on the road instead, you're an absolute and utter idiot. Pretty sure the chances of someone sneezing in your face as you pass them are probably less than being run over but a bloody big red van.
 

Chris S

Legendary Member
Location
Birmingham
Why do people update adverts with 'Now Sold' instead of just removing them? Are they from Yorkshire and just trying to get their money's worth?
 

swee'pea99

Legendary Member
Why are all vegetables called something starting with A, B or C? Artichokes, aubergines, asparagus, beans, brussels, broccoli, carrots, cabbage, courgette, cauliflower, cucumber, (sweet) corn, cale :whistle:, I mean I know peas start with a pea, but apart from them...
 

mudsticks

Obviously an Aubergine
Why are all vegetables called something starting with A, B or C? Artichokes, aubergines, asparagus, beans, brussels, broccoli, carrots, cabbage, courgette, cauliflower, cucumber, (sweet) corn, cale :whistle:, I mean I know peas start with a pea, but apart from them...


Is an oft remarked upon phenomenon, mongst those of us who spend much time perusing seed catalogues.

But I'm afraid I can't shed much light 'pon the cause :whistle:
 

Beebo

Firm and Fruity
Location
Hexleybeef
Why are all vegetables called something starting with A, B or C? Artichokes, aubergines, asparagus, beans, brussels, broccoli, carrots, cabbage, courgette, cauliflower, cucumber, (sweet) corn, cale :whistle:, I mean I know peas start with a pea, but apart from them...
That’s a turnip for the books.
 

classic33

Leg End Member
Why are all vegetables called something starting with A, B or C? Artichokes, aubergines, asparagus, beans, brussels, broccoli, carrots, cabbage, courgette, cauliflower, cucumber, (sweet) corn, cale :whistle:, I mean I know peas start with a pea, but apart from them...
Potato's start with a P
Turnips with a T
Sprouts an S, as do Swedes
 

mudsticks

Obviously an Aubergine
gourd, lettuce, parsnip, radish, spinach, tomatoes, yams ...

I could compile a list, that would show a disproportionately high level of a's b's and c's in the commonly grown vegetable world.

It might however have to wait.. But not forever.

I did once compiled two contrasting lists in order to establish the proper* pronunciation of scone.. So I do have form :whistle:

And of course, we here are all agreed that it *should rhyme with.

bone
cone
clone
drone
hone
lone
stone
tone
xylophone.
and
zone.

But some will insist upon making it sound like gone :wacko:
 
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