Things that have bothered you for a long time.

[Lullabelle]

When you tell people you are going on holiday, their response is 'going somewhere nice?' Well yes, who is going to go to a hellhole?

 

[Chris S]

When you tell people you are going on holiday, their response is 'going somewhere nice?'

My usual reply is, "No, I'm going to visit relatives."

 

[Drago]

Whose work did she rip off?

J K Rowling is welcome to rip off my work anytime she likes.

 

[Lullabelle]

Whose work did she rip off?

Star Wars, Total Recall are 2 films ripped off.

 

[postman]

Where do those awful bluebottles go in winter.If i could find out where they stay i would wipe them out.I hate the dirty things.

 

[Paulus]

When you tell people you are going on holiday, their response is 'going somewhere nice?' Well yes, who is going to go to a hellhole?

My next door neighbour went to Italy earlier this year. He was not looking forward to it. He was going to his Italian mother in law's with his wife and teenage daughter. He didn't look happy.

 

[youngoldbloke]

Bulgy Peanut Butter jars

How are you supposed to get it all out?

 

[Paulus]

There is a BBC Wales, a BBC Scotland and a BBC Northern Ireland but no BBC England.

 

[Chris S]

Why do blind people wear dark glasses?
(that's a serious question by the way)

 

[Chris S]

What's so special about hand-cooked crisps?
i don't want people sweating over my food.

 

[Milzy]

All the same cycling rubbish been constantly repeated by GCN, Road C.C, C.W etc.
Does your bike weight really matter?
How to climb hills?
It’s just full of noob talk repeated over & over again. Most of it is fairly obvious stuff. Yeah I got my bike down to 6.8kg from 8.4 & it’s better on the climbs. What really??! No way!

 

[Beebo]

All the same cycling rubbish been constantly repeated by GCN, Road C.C, C.W etc.
Does your bike weight really matter?
How to climb hills?
It’s just full of noob talk repeated over & over again. Most of it is fairly obvious stuff. Yeah I got my bike down to 6.8kg from 8.4 & it’s better on the climbs. What really??! No way!

I imagine the same applies to golf and fishing magazines.
Just rehashed articles about your clubs and fishing tackle.

 

[Drago]

GCN when they say, "This isn't very scientific, BUT..."

No buts matey, it simply isn't very scientific. It should end right there with that statement. It bothers me that they do not.

 

[sheddy]

Why do women wear ripped jeans in public ?

 

[Threevok]

Why do women wear ripped jeans in public ?

Because, if they wore them in private, you wouldn't see them