mudsticks
Obviously an Aubergine
As far as I can make out rugby is just more sanctioned 'man cuddles' interspersed with a bit of running about and pile-ons..I was pretty good at hockey. Hut hockey has advantages over Rugby, firstly people couldn't jump on me and squash me; which as far as I can tell is the basic point of Rugby; the ball is incidental.
Secondly, those sticks were useful for those of slight build because all the dangerous stuff happens at the other end, and although all the other players were indeed armed so was I. I became feared on a hockey field for my prowess with a pudding ball; it was the only school sport I ever scored any points whatsoever...
I was adequate enough at basketball and netball, to make the team on occasion - but I think more due to my height than any sporting prowess - at least in those two games, the ball doesn't hurt so much when it hits you.