Things that are Just Wrong....

[slowmotion]

I just remembered another one......thongs. Why on Earth inflict a wedgie on yourself? It's not cool, clever or sexy. It's just WRONG.

 

[Jameshow]

Maybe....I wouldn't know, but with meat??????


I suspect that the vile fruit is some kind of a "gateway" to veganism.

Yeap with lamb tagine!

 

[Alex321]

Maybe....I wouldn't know, but with meat??????

Yes, in a curry, or as part of the stuffing in stuffed lamb. Lovely.

I suspect that the vile fruit is some kind of a "gateway" to veganism.

I don't. I like apricots with some meat, in some dishes, but the chances of me ever becoming vegan are about the same as me walking on the moon.

 

[slowmotion]

Yeap with lamb tagine!

Oh dear, oh dear. I suppose that the next thing you'll be praising is couscous?

 

[Jameshow]

Oh dear, oh dear. I suppose that the next thing you'll be praising is couscous?

Noo!

Don't get me started on houmous!

Not to mention alu gravel bikes that cost £2k!

 

[T4tomo]

I just remembered another one......thongs. Why on Earth inflict a wedgie on yourself? It's not cool, clever or sexy. It's just WRONG.

On a bloke, yes.

I've not tried them, but I assume you found them uncomfortable?

 

[DCBassman]

What about curry with fruit in it???

I normally use sultanas - but any apples that a re a bit old work well to

Absolutely not. *shudder*

 

[Profpointy]

Oh dear, oh dear. I suppose that the next thing you'll be praising is couscous?

I find couscous repeats on me

 

[roadrash]

To all those praising the virtues of salad cream and mayo, I just want you to know ,.... your on THE list

 

[Dave7]

I just remembered another one......thongs. Why on Earth inflict a wedgie on yourself? It's not cool, clever or sexy. It's just WRONG.

True story.
Maybe 5 years ago, at the golf club, i told the girl behind the bar that I was wearing my wife's thong. I said it was comfy and made me feel sexy.
I didn't expect her to believe it!!! Next thing its all around the club with everyone talking about it/me.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Not food, but those stupid bloomin headbands that people put on their babies head. The most stupid, ridiculous looking things I have ever seen. How to make your baby look like an idiot in one easy lesson. Can you tell that I don't like them?

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WTF!

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Shepherds pie sandwich

I’ve done meat pie 🥧 in bread 🥖 and it’s delicious

 

[Ming the Merciless]

a few years ago my niece asked me if I liked memes. I said I don't know what a meme is. she tutted and resumed thumbing her phone.

I was most underwhelmed to discover its something a bit like this...

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a few years ago my niece asked me if I liked memes. I said I don't know what a meme is. she tutted and resumed thumbing her phone.

I was most underwhelmed to discover its something a bit like this...

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[Ming the Merciless]

True story.
Maybe 5 years ago, at the golf club, i told the girl behind the bar that I was wearing my wife's thong. I said it was comfy and made me feel sexy.
I didn't expect her to believe it!!! Next thing its all around the club with everyone talking about it/me.

Oh yes, telling a gossip something (that isn’t true) you know others will find outrageous is so much fun.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

True story.
Maybe 5 years ago, at the golf club, i told the girl behind the bar that I was wearing my wife's thong. I said it was comfy and made me feel sexy.
I didn't expect her to believe it!!! Next thing its all around the club with everyone talking about it/me.

What colour was it???


Does remind me of a family 'do' some time ago when I explained something to my wife's sister
then went to get a top up as my wife's glass was empty
Got back just as my wife was saying to her sister
"no - that's not amazing - what is amazing is that he fed you that pile of garbage - and after all this time of knowing him YOU BELIEVED HIM!!!!"

The trick seems to be to only do it rarely to lull them into a false sense of security