Cycleops
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- Location
- Accra, Ghana
Hanging is too good for them.
Druggies I shouldn't wonder. Enough for a fiver deal.
Druggies I shouldn't wonder. Enough for a fiver deal.
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Some hope! It's fate that these lowlife don't get the comeuppance ,untill far too late.We can buy hope thqt Johnny Lightfingers uses the tools to make a bodge repair on his own bicycles brakes, that they fail, and his scrotum is severed in the ensuing crash, and that a passing stray dog runs off with them before they can be reattached, and that the sympathetic local paper run a story on the incident with his name and picture for maximum embarassment, and the wound turns septic and has to have his schlong removed, but the surgery causes a nerve to be severed which leaves his sphincter permanently slack.
Seeing as there aren't many camels in the UK they might have to go to the somewhere in the Middle East where they are likely to lose significant parts of their being for such acts.May the fleas of a thousand camels infest this person's armpits!
They reasoned that they would keep the coins and that you would be paying for the window, not them. There is a logic to it, unfortunately.I made the mistake of leaving a few coins in my car for parking machines. It was in the centre console.
The gits smashed a window to steal it. So over £100 to repair the window for a handful of small change.
There is no reasoning with people.
It was a lesson learned eventually. I lived in Bermondsey at the time. They also did my window again for a pair of raybans. I now drive a banger with nothing on display.They reasoned that they would keep the coins and that you would be paying for the window, not them. There is a logic to it, unfortunately.
Better to leave one of these in a saddlebag to snap at any pilfering fingers! 🧐Leave a bag of dog poo for the thief next time ...
I was once given advice in a car park it the Glasgow Royal Infirmary.
" Leave nothing, and I mean nothing in view".
No trouble to unclip a cateye?It is fine saying that you need to take everything off everytime
but if I took that attitude then I would be taking 6 lights plus a bag off every time - then putting them back on
Hence I would not bother using the bike for shopping - just too much hassle!
I just accept that some scrote may knick a light or take something out of the bag on the rear rack
One reasons why I only get cheap lights - then have more than I need so when one fails - or goes missing - then I can get another for a few quid (main lights were £299 each)
My tool kit is in a really scrunched up clear plastic bag and the most expensive part of it is the multitool - all of £6 - not the best - or lightest - multitool out there but it seldom gets used