"They wee tyres are crap"

[bonj2]

Get valve extensions, allows you to use regular valves in your deep rims.

Oh god, they sound a genuine work of crapola. Just send the tubes with short valves back to wiggle/CRC and get the correct ones in the first place!
Rather than spending more money on more things to go wrong.

 

[nethalus]

So on I get. Takes me to Maybury and proceeds to tell me I should get a mountain bike, they wee tyres are crap. And “is it a trek?”. “No a specialized”. “aye they’re no bad tae” he says. This man is about 50 and 25stone. But his word is gospel as he's been kind to me.

Perhaps he's a bicycle repair man in his spare time!

 

[QuickDraw]

No incidents whatsoever to speak of on way in this morning! Hooray! So which one of you was visited? I will guess Quickdraw (hope I'm wrong!).

I've managed to evade them still but just talking about it here might alert them. I'll shut up now. You aint seen me, right?

 

[QuickDraw]

Some well written dialect there - I could hear it in my head like an old epsisode of Rab C Nesbitt

Aw so it's dialect you want is it pal. I'll gie ye dialect. Let me tell you this boy, see Glesga, see dialect ....