The weirdest thing just happened...

[snorri]

Has the world gone mad?

Yes it has.
The days are gone when you could cycle any bike any time in the clothes you were wearing at the time, and you popped your light luggage into the wicker basket on the handlebars where you could keep an eye on the contents.

 

[_aD]

I was walking out the door to take my dog for a walk and went to put my keys in my rear pocket, only to realise that all clothes do not have rear pockets...Has the world gone mad?

Seems some folk even have shorts with fewer than six pockets. Where am I meant to put all my stuff with only two pockets‽

 

[_aD]

Yes it has.
The days are gone when you could cycle any bike any time in the clothes you were wearing at the time, and you popped your light luggage red wine, baguette and string of onions into the wicker basket on the handlebars where you could keep an eye on the contents.

Fixed your minor typo, there.

 

[Gravity Aided]

Fixed your minor typo, there.

You forgot garlic, and a sausage, for the win.

 

[TonyEnjoyD]

I got me a couple of casual cycling tops from start cycles - each one has a handy back pocket with a zip.
Looks a bit odd when when I go out wearing it stuffed with eater bottle, snickers and mini-pump though