The weirdest thing I've put in my washing machine is

[Willow]

My secateurs - whoops!

Was cleaning patio and emptied various items from the boys outside 'shoe/toy' bin - gardening gloves, goalkeeping gloves, flip flops, etc. Shoved it all in washing machine as it was very yukky (they never put lid on properly), when I emptied machine there were the secateurs - lucky it didn't break the machine. Presumably if I had been inside I would have realised the loud clanging noise wasn't right but the jet spray clearly blocked out all the warning signs! One of the gardening gloves came out a bit chopped up!

 

[Keith Oates]

I'm suprised the clanking noise wasn't loud enough to make you know something wasn't right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Willow]

I'm suprised the clanking noise wasn't loud enough to make you know something wasn't right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was in the garden jet spraying the patio no one else home. Expect the neighbours heard it though!

 

[TheDoctor]

My passport - the cover came partly off.
Various watches - RIP, or in one case, peices.
A bike computer. Worked nicely afterward, and was very clean.

 

[PatrickPending]

a month or so back I put my mobile phone in (not deliberately I might add)

60c wash and 1200rpm spin dry - still works fine

 

[Piemaster]

The cat!

Well the dryer actually and it got in by itself. Only did a couple of revolutions before being rescued with no harm done. Have to check now before shutting the door as the stupid animal didn't learn and still will go in it.

 

[mickle]

The cat!

Was it nice and fluffy afterwards?

 

[ianrauk]

Well my ex-bitchcnutwhoreslagwife put a kitten in. Didnt notice it had been sleeping in the pile of washing...with the enivatable sad result - poor little mite

The cat!

Well the dryer actually and it got in by itself. Only did a couple of revolutions before being rescued with no harm done. Have to check now before shutting the door as the stupid animal didn't learn and still will go in it.

 

[iLB]

Well my ex-bitchcnutwhoreslagwife put a kitten in. Didnt notice it had been sleeping in the pile of washing...with the enivatable sad result - poor little mite

 

[Aperitif]

I am 'reliably' informed that I have had a screw or two in the washing machine. Along with Allen keys, £5 note - in £2.50 pieces, a cleat, tissues - the usual suspects...
...one time I put a load of spaghetti and tomatoes in there on purpose...made a right Miele of it!

 

[Willow]

Well my ex-bitchcnutwhoreslagwife put a kitten in. Didnt notice it had been sleeping in the pile of washing...with the enivatable sad result - poor little mite

you don't like her then

 

[Gromit]

A cream egg, change, tissues, paperwork. I'm not very good at emptying my pockets.

 

[ianrauk]

Time is a healer...(I left in 1991)

you don't like her then

 

[buggi]

my ferrets!!! i shoved 'em in there when i had to get in my kitchen cupboard one day. (note to would be ferret owners: show ferrets what is behind any door and they will always remember and wreak havoc in future! therefore, lock em up in the washing machine whenever you need to go somewhere they are yet to discover)

Obviously i didn't turn it on! and they were only in there for a few seconds! they happily played in there using it like a hamster wheel.

 

[Aperitif]

My debit card has been through the wash more than once...

Mine's been rinsed on several occasions...