The TV cucumber game

[twentysix by twentyfive]

"All That Glisters"

A show dedicated to correcting incorrect TV quotations. In the first series we are treated to Katherine Ryan as a refugee from Stand Up.

 

[Drago]

Brookdies.

No, not an anagram show, but a post watershed version of Brookside showing nothing but the residents murdering one another.

 

[Tribansman]

Neighburrs

Hammy soap opera following the ups and downs of a community of Ironside impersonators

 

[lazybloke]

Brookdies.

No, not an anagram show, but a post watershed version of Brookside showing nothing but the residents murdering one another.

SeatEnders.
Candid-camera style footage of Londoners trusting their substantial weight to rotten Park benches.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Hornby City. Trains go round on tracks and crash into each other with medics being called in to help each week.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

"Causality"

A quantum mechanically themed discussion show where medics are called in at short notice to deal with exploding heads

 

[Drago]

Antiques Robshow.

The public take their family heirlooms alaong, and the audience laugh as they are robbed and their valuable antiquities stolen by a team of celebrity pilferers as they arrive at the sudio.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

A new life in the slum. Couples are shown three different slums and must choose which one to live in,

 

[Fnaar]

Ru Paul's Drug Race
The usual contestants have a minute to take as many illegal drugs as they can.

 

[Fnaar]

Venable :
Like Tenable, but hosted by Terry Venables.

 

[Fnaar]

The Timpsons
Cartoon characters repair shoes and cut keys.

 

[lazybloke]

Carnation Street.

Documentary made by northerners, all about evaporated milk

 

[Ming the Merciless]

UK Birder Force

Britain’s borders are protected against birds that have flown into the country illegally. This week Canadian geese that have over stayed their winter visa.

 

[roubaixtuesday]

Gnomes under the Hammer

Teams of vandals compete to see how many garden ornaments they can smash in an evening. A different suburb features each week.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Gnomes under the Hammer

Teams of vandals compete to see how many garden ornaments they can smash in an evening. A different suburb features each week.

Already done much earlier in thread 😁