The TV cucumber game

[Drago]

American Nad.

US based documentary about testicles.

 

[Drago]

Albion Meerkat.

Following the divebomb that was Albuon Market, ITV bosses have decided to revive the concept. This time they're hoping that the ever popular Aleksandr Meerkat and his chums will i ject some much needed viewing figures into the project.

 

[clid61]

Cucumber over the River Kwai

 

[stephec]

Monkey Tennis.

 

[Bazzer]

Only Tools and Horses
Farriers from around the country compete to shoe bad tempered horses, whilst conversing only in a sarf landan accent.

 

[mistyoptic]

Bashes and Crashes. A series of out-takes showing the effects of driving like Gene Hunt

 

[Ming the Merciless]

A new wife in the sun.

Couples look at houses in Spain. The husband leaves his wife for the presenter. It doesn’t end happily ever after.

 

[lazybloke]

Crystal Meth and Alistair : A bad drug habit causes Alistair to hallucinate music, a girl with ridiculous purple hair, and to experience life as if he was a dog.

 

[Tribansman]

First Gates
First time buyers, farmers and lock keepers share their first memories of gates and what they meant to them

Nosenight
A one-off in depth special looking at the quirkiest hooters and the different olfactory abilities of different species. Smellovision

 

[Drago]

Bangers and Gash.

Documentary about a used car salesman who runs a knocking shop on the side.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Bargain Punt - David Dickerson is sent up shoot creek without a paddle.

 

[stephec]

The Great British Master Baker.

I think this one's on some late night cable channel.

 

[Tribansman]

Come Sine With Me
Brian Cox attempts to popularise trigonometry, approaching the infamously dry subject from a new angle. Contains scenes that some views may find distressing

 

[Tribansman]

Pardoners World
Hearing loss deniers share their stories

Robot Corrs
High-tec revival of the 90s celtic choristers

Jamie's 30 minute redundancies
The smug chef makes another tranche of his staff redundant and closes the restaurants they work in with only half an hour's notice.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Come sin with me.

The show features four amateur sinners who live in the same town or area, who each host a three-course sinning party for the other contestants at their own home. Each competitor then rates the host's sinning skills during the taxi journey home, with the highest-scoring sinner winning £1,000 cash. The show often features guests with clashing personalities.