The spooky internet knows my thoughts 😲

[johnnyb47]

Hi,
Not feeling to well today,so it's been a day of chilling out in front of the tv.
It's been quite warm and there's been a annoying bluebottle fly buzzing around the living room this afternoon.
Now that the evening has come it's decided to take rest on the window.
As bored as I am and overthinking stupid things I thought I would Google "do fly's actually sleep"
Blimey I only typed "do fly's" on the Google search bar and it finished it off for me with ,"sleep"
I'm starting to think my phone can now read my insanely stupid thoughts 🤣🤣

 

[cyberknight]

its the bill gates inoculation shots with the nano bots reading your thoughts

 

[Pat "5mph"]

A lot of people must have asked the same question!

 

[Sharky]

Just asked Google "do flies cycle"
And the answer is "yes"!

But not in the way I was thinking!

 

[lazybloke]

It didn't guess correctly when I typed "Is Donald Trump a total"

 

[classic33]

Hi,
Not feeling to well today,so it's been a day of chilling out in front of the tv.
It's been quite warm and there's been a annoying bluebottle fly buzzing around the living room this afternoon.
Now that the evening has come it's decided to take rest on the window.
As bored as I am and overthinking stupid things I thought I would Google "do fly's actually sleep"
Blimey I only typed "do fly's" on the Google search bar and it finished it off for me with ,"sleep"
I'm starting to think my phone can now read my insanely stupid thoughts 🤣🤣

Did it give the option of "with their eyes open"?

 

[slowmotion]

For some time now, Elon Musk has been training flies to watch peoples' keyboard activities and report back to The Lizard King via cunning Starlink comms. devices.

I have several hundred Vapona patches in my office for security reasons.

 

[rikki]

Did it give the option of "with their eyes open"?

With all their eyes open?

 

[raleighnut]

It didn't guess correctly when I typed "Is Donald Trump a total"

The Twatt even cheats at golf

 

[Salty seadog]

For some time now, Elon Musk has been training flies to watch peoples' keyboard activities and report back to The Lizard King via cunning Starlink comms. devices.

I have several hundred Vapona patches in my office for security reasons.

Right, that's me only logging on under the duvet from now on.

 

[PeteXXX]

Do you live near a 5G mast? 🤔

 

[dicko]

Have you tried a Tin Foil hat? Works for me

 

[Ming the Merciless]

You are reading this Cyclechat thread

 

[classic33]

Right, that's me only logging on under the duvet from now on.

Undercover work!

 

[PeteXXX]

Have you tried a Tin Foil hat? Works for me

For me, too 👍