I have got some very large spiders in permanent residence in my garage. However hard I try to persuade them to knot get themselves notted, they do.
Then yet again,
I have to untangle their legs, they are the sort of spiders with nasty hook things on the end of their great long furry legs. If you look very closely you can see that the body of a spider is very very small compared to the length of the legs.
They won't move outside the garage in case they get damp (aaahhhh) so they lurk menacingly at the back of the garage.
I was hoping to rehome them, but no-one seems to want them.
Fortunately they must all be male, as no baby spiders have appeared yet.