I was very tempted.Did you clump him?
The whole thing happened at the end of a night out in Belfast and was witnessed by a bouncer on the door of one of the clubs who came over and advised that it wouldn't be worth the hassle I'd get if I did thump him so I just took the bag and ran back to Mrs B to ensure she was OK. The whole thing was so fast that Mrs B didn't even know what had happened(the fact that she had drunk me under the table that evening may have contributed to that
