The Retirement Thread

[classic33]

Damn straight bud. The Drago guarantee - bigger, fitter, faster, stronger!

Plenty of dog in the old life yet.

I do wish I was still young and not quite so knackered enough to do some more contracting. Perhaps a sign of retirement boredom?

Or

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[Dirk]

Bodyguarding, military security, boat security, that sort of stuff.

You told me that you did a 'novelty' drag act on cruise ships......

 

[Drago]

One day terrorists will take over the village shop and I'll get my chance to go all John McLane on their asses.

 

[Dirk]

One day terrorists will take over the village shop and I'll get my chance to go all John McLane on their asses.

Hit 'em with yer 'andbag!

 

[Drago]

Yuppie kay ay....oooh, my back!

 

[Dirk]

Yuppie kay ay....oooh, my back!

Calm down Priscilla......

 

[jongooligan]

One of the four cakes Mrs. jg has been eating today.

And as well as the shampoo I put in the fridge earlier there are also four bottles of Prosecco to get through. Not my favourite but sacrifices must be made and I will manfully try to make sure it doesn't go down the sink.

My old team gave me a selection of poncey IPA's and a very welcome bottle of Ardbeg when I sneaked into the office this morning.

 

[classic33]

One of the four cakes Mrs. jg has been eating today.

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And as well as the shampoo I put in the fridge earlier there are also four bottles of Prosecco to get through. Not my favourite but sacrifices must be made and I will manfully try to make sure it doesn't go down the sink.

My old team gave me a selection of poncey IPA's and a very welcome bottle of Ardbeg when I sneaked into the office this morning.

What'll tha be having with the shampoo?

 

[Drago]

I once went out with a nurse. She was a dead a filthy[THE NEXT 14 PARAGRAPHS OF UTTER FILTH, WITH DIAGRAMS AND POLAROIDS, DELETED BY MODS - DRAGO IS TO REPORT TO PAT IN HIS LEDERHOSEN FOR A SEVERE THRASHING ACROSS THE BACK OF THE THIGHS]

 

[Dirk]

One of the four cakes Mrs. jg has been eating today.

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And as well as the shampoo I put in the fridge earlier there are also four bottles of Prosecco to get through. Not my favourite but sacrifices must be made and I will manfully try to make sure it doesn't go down the sink.

My old team gave me a selection of poncey IPA's and a very welcome bottle of Ardbeg when I sneaked into the office this morning.

I bet there was a huge sigh of relief when she walked in the door.
Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of her life.

 

[Drago]

Yep, now living can begin.

 

[jongooligan]

What'll tha be having with the shampoo?

As'll be havin Linguine de Mare followed by a few of them poncey IPA's and I shouldn't wonder that I don't get some of that Ardbeg dahn mi neck.

 

[jongooligan]

I bet there was a huge sigh of relief when she walked in the door.
Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of her life.

Went to pick her up from work. She seems stunned. Keeps repeating, 'it's the end of an era'.

She'll be grand tomorrow.

 

[Dirk]

Went to pick her up from work. She seems stunned. Keeps repeating, 'it's the end of an era'.

She'll be grand tomorrow.

Takes a while to sink in.

 

[Drago]

Takes a while to sink in.

Yes. Yes it does.