The Retirement Thread

[Deleted member 1258]

Just did 30 miles on fixed yesterday in bright sunshine. Watched 80 mins of wonderful football from Leeds United last night followed by 10 nervy minutes after Swansea scored from a penalty. Leeds 2, Swansea 1. Norwich lost so Leeds go back to the top of the division.

Got back to t'owd lasses to find her flat on the floor. Worst thing was she'd fallen across the door and we had hell of a job to get in without hurting her. She'd been down there for 45 mins and was out of reach of a phone. Got her into bed for a good night's sleep and she reported only a small bruise on her posterior this morning.

Nice ride back on the motorbike today and stopped at the Curious Kitchen in Easingwold for a cranberry and orange scone with St. Clements curd which was as bloody lovely as it sounds.

I hope theres no lasting damage, any idea what caused the fall.

 

[welsh dragon]

Just did 30 miles on fixed yesterday in bright sunshine. Watched 80 mins of wonderful football from Leeds United last night followed by 10 nervy minutes after Swansea scored from a penalty. Leeds 2, Swansea 1. Norwich lost so Leeds go back to the top of the division.

Got back to t'owd lasses to find her flat on the floor. Worst thing was she'd fallen across the door and we had hell of a job to get in without hurting her. She'd been down there for 45 mins and was out of reach of a phone. Got her into bed for a good night's sleep and she reported only a small bruise on her posterior this morning.

Nice ride back on the motorbike today and stopped at the Curious Kitchen in Easingwold for a cranberry and orange scone with St. Clements curd which was as bloody lovely as it sounds.

I hope your daughter is OK

 

[Drago]

Aye, hope shes all good Jono.

 

[jongooligan]

I hope theres no lasting damage, any idea what caused the fall.

Not really. She has no recollection of the fall. My guess is that it's a blood pressure thing.

I hope your daughter is OK

I think my daughter is fine thanks - haven't seen or heard from her today. T'owd lass is my Mother.

 

[172traindriver]

Just did 30 miles on fixed yesterday in bright sunshine. Watched 80 mins of wonderful football from Leeds United last night followed by 10 nervy minutes after Swansea scored from a penalty. Leeds 2, Swansea 1. Norwich lost so Leeds go back to the top of the division.

Got back to t'owd lasses to find her flat on the floor. Worst thing was she'd fallen across the door and we had hell of a job to get in without hurting her. She'd been down there for 45 mins and was out of reach of a phone. Got her into bed for a good night's sleep and she reported only a small bruise on her posterior this morning.

Nice ride back on the motorbike today and stopped at the Curious Kitchen in Easingwold for a cranberry and orange scone with St. Clements curd which was as bloody lovely as it sounds.

Hope she is ok, not nice to come home to that after a good night at the footie.

 

[Dirk]

One for @Dirk to take up?
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Other side was "Your beer needs you".

This sign is outside one of my locals.

 

[Poacher]

Er....?



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How very dare you! I was thinking of buns - Bakers buns








Josephine Baker's buns.

 

[Drago]

Her real name is Joe and by day she's a hod carrier.

Anyway, real men should lust after TV scientists or mathematicians, like Dr Alice or the pleasant Ms Vorderman.

 

[Dirk]

Anyway, real men should lust after TV scientists or mathematicians, like Dr Alice or the pleasant Ms Vorderman.

Not forgetting historians, of course.

 

[Drago]

Not forgetting historians, of course.

You still have a thing for David Starkey then?

 

[welsh dragon]

You still have a thing for David Starkey then?

 

[Dirk]

You still have a thing for David Starkey then?

Noooooo!
I meant lovely Lucy.

 

[classic33]

Noooooo!
I meant lovely Lucy.

Nudge nudge, wink wink,

 

[Dirk]

Nudge nudge, wink wink,
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I loved her when I was a nipper, as well.

 

[Lee_M]

went to my usual spin class to find the normal teacher is off because of a new tattoo ( not sure why that should matter)

Replacement teacher was worst spin teacher ever, music too loud and no headset so couldnt hear her instructions, and she was all over the place, luckily I had my ear buds so turned my own music on and did my own class.

Then went out with the better half for a cheeky beer and pizza before all the places increase their prices for the great valentines night rip off