The Retirement Thread

[ebikeerwidnes]

Found this via an ad on the WWW

I was under the impression that cannibalism was not allowed in this country

I was kinda hoping that babies would be especially off the menu

 

[mistyoptic]

Found this via an ad on the WWW

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I was under the impression that cannibalism was not allowed in this country

I was kinda hoping that babies would be especially off the menu

I quite like children but I couldn’t eat a whole one

 

[gavroche]

I have just put a key box on the wall as Mrs G requested. As we are getting older, she thought it would be a good idea, in case any of the kids need to rescue us, or emergency services.
It will also come in handy for when I go for a ride, don't need to take my keys in case Mrs G is out when I get back.
I was going to wash the car as well but that will be tomorrow now.

 

[welsh dragon]

I now have my tile attached go my car keys. It plays a pretty tune.

 

[Tenkaykev]

I now have my tile attached go my car keys. It plays a pretty tune.

And what's wrong with Welsh slate?

 

[welsh dragon]

And what's wrong with Welsh slate?

It tends to be a tad heavy....

 

[Dave7]

I find that after a certain age they are not that much use any more anyway

YMMV

Reflecting on your comment, I find that 2 of mine are bigger than the 3rd one. Is that normal ??

 

[PeteXXX]

Back from being dragged around a Retail Park..
Major issue that has irked me muchly. I seem to have been attacked by GLITTER!! (And I don't mean Garry)
I might have mentioned before, but I'll say it again... I BL00DY HATE GLITTER!!

 

[PeteXXX]

It's Broadband renewal time.. I'm currently having fun negotiating with Vodafone 😁

 

[SpokeyDokey]

I have just put a key box on the wall as Mrs G requested. As we are getting older, she thought it would be a good idea, in case any of the kids need to rescue us, or emergency services.
It will also come in handy for when I go for a ride, don't need to take my keys in case Mrs G is out when I get back.
I was going to wash the car as well but that will be tomorrow now.

We fitted one some years ago for exactly the same as your first reason.

It has been very handy on several occasions eg friends arriving at our house earlier than expected and we were out!

 

[welsh dragon]

We have a hidden house key. My grandchildren know where it is and let themselves inif we are not there. They help themselves to tea and biscuits.

 

[PeteXXX]

I can't remember which way round it is: does spaghetti stick to the wall when it's ready, or not? 🤔

 

[Dave7]

We have a hidden house key. My grandchildren know where it is and let themselves inif we are not there. They help themselves to tea and biscuits.

I know where your spare key is hidden.
It's under the plant pot on your door step.

 

[rustybolts]

I know where your spare key is hidden.
It's under the plant pot on your door step.

No , it's stitched into the gusset of her pink bloomers , the ones that are permanently hung on her clothes line

 

[welsh dragon]

I know where your spare key is hidden.
It's under the plant pot on your door step.

No , it's stitched into the gusset of her pink bloomers , the ones that are permanently hung on her clothes line

Try again boys.