The Retirement Thread
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ebikeerwidnes
Guru
- Location
- Z’ha’dum
I took my wife to Jamaica Inn
Jamaica
no she went of her own accord
sorry - strange mood today
Jamaica
no she went of her own accord
sorry - strange mood today
numbnuts
Squire
- Location
- Gone over the hill and far away
I forgot to take my night time tablets 
....I'm guessing it's all down hill from now on 
....I'm guessing it's all down hill from now on 
classic33
Leg End Member
They outnumber you and they have the old bill on their side
classic33
Leg End Member
Close the curtains, pretend its still last night and take them.I forgot to take my night time tablets
Don't think you'll miss much today anyway.
pawl
Legendary Member
- Location
- Desford Leicestershire
Did you get into character.before you posted that,standing on one leg with a crutch Parrot on one shoulder
Plus eye patch(on you not the parrot).while singing fifteen men on on a deadman’s chest
Why would anyone sing that while sitting on some dead blokes chest.
pawl
Legendary Member
- Location
- Desford Leicestershire
I'm going to the poop deck
Never done that.Once crept into a crypt crapped and crept out again.
numbnuts
Squire
- Location
- Gone over the hill and far away
Never done that.Once crept into a crypt crapped and crept out again.
I bet that scared the poop out of you didn't it
classic33
Leg End Member
No, parrot didn't want to stay there.Did you get into character.before you posted that,standing on one leg with a crutch Parrot on one shoulder
Plus eye patch(on you not the parrot).while singing fifteen men on on a deadman’s chest
Why would anyone sing that while sitting on some dead blokes chest.
As for the 15 men
http://www.longjohnsilvertrust.co.uk/deadmanschest.php
numbnuts
Squire
- Location
- Gone over the hill and far away
Home made chicken cottage pie for lunch with a G&T followed by mince pie and custard 
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Guest
Never done that.Once crept into a crypt crapped and crept out again.
I thought the cat had done that, the cleanup bills now heading in your direction.😁😁😁
ColinJ
Puzzle game procrastinator!
- Location
- Todmorden - Yorks/Lancs border
Go and meet a bunch of people that you didn't like enough 50 years ago to stay friends with...?
I agree - no thanks! Apart from that it would be somewhat depressing to have memories of fit, vibrant, long-haired teenagers suddenly replaced by the current reality of fellow saggy, wrinkled, balding OAPs! We would no doubt end up doing a body count to see who hadn't got as far as this.
I would also find it depressing to discover how successful many of them have been compared to me. I used to beat them all in nearly every exam at school but then failed the big test - real life. I know that at least two of them went on to become doctors, one became a QC, there were several scientists, and so on...
Many years later I bumped into one of the classmates who had become a doctor. He told me how great it was that he had opted for medicine. He asked what I was doing... I told him that I was working as an unskilled labourer in a local factory. He thought that I was cracking a really funny joke - ha ha ha! No, seriously, what was I doing? It took me some time to convince him. He looked embarrassed, made his excuses, and went back over to his friends.
Multiply that twenty to thirty times? Naaah!
ColinJ
Puzzle game procrastinator!
- Location
- Todmorden - Yorks/Lancs border
Those duck gangs are seriously scary! I watched a
numbnuts
Squire
- Location
- Gone over the hill and far away
I hate to blow my own trumpet , but my cottage pie was delicious, far better than my Ex wife's cooking all her meals tasted the same except for salad.
Frightened to ask but what did the salad taste like ?I hate to blow my own trumpet , but my cottage pie was delicious, far better than my Ex wife's cooking all her meals tasted the same except for salad.
