I was doing my crosswords on the train to Leeds this morning and a woman a few seats away was in the middle of a phone call. One of those '
speak loud enough to make sure everybody in the carriage can hear what you are saying' calls...
Two mitigating factors... For once: (1) She had a very pleasant voice, and (2) She could actually string some decent sentences together. So, none of that screeching "
Tracey sed WOT??? Effing SLAG!!!" stuff that sometimes gets inflicted on unlucky fellow passengers...
I could only hear her side of the conversation though. As the call progressed, it became obvious that it was between two people who were very close but who can't have seen each other during the pandemic. I was trying to work out if the other person was a son, a brother, a lover, or just a very good friend. Lots of "
love", "
darling", "
honey" and other terms of endearment. But then, as the call was finishing...
"
Sorry, remind me - what did you say your name is?"