The Retirement Thread

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BoldonLad

Not part of the Elite
Location
South Tyneside
Hello. Hellooooo...........I'm back. Bang on navigation, not a turn out of place.

Excellent news as I can now take the club gravel people out without the eternal shame of getting them all lost!!

Very hot, sweaty, sticky and dusty.

You will be remembered much longer, if you got them lost, than if you didn’t. ;)
 

PaulSB

Squire
@PaulSB. Is this in your area? Knutsford Road Chorley near Wilmslow Golf Club.

If yes, this may be of interest, it is a link to a thread about a CCer who had an "accident" there.
No, I'm in Chorley, Lancashire this one is in Cheshire. I do know the area well as I used to work on several sites round there. I think there are three other Chorleys in the UK.
 

classic33

Leg End Member
Yes, always. Gravel rides are new to me and the club. In my very limited experience gravel rides need very careful mapping and a recce to ensure they work. This particular route I recce'd with a friend and we found one major obstruction which required climbing huge concrete blocks with a large pool on the other side - all created by a property developer building the adjoining estate. My friend re-routed this, sent me the new one which I rode solo - this required me to cross four streams, walk down a terrifying descent, paddle through some very smelly mud only to arrive at an 8 foot fence erected by the same frigging developer. :laugh::laugh: I re-planned again and solved this problem but somehow accidentally altered the route much further on which left me lost despite having ridden the section three times previously.

I know where it went wrong - a five way gravel junction in the middle of Bickershaw Park.

Road rides on the other hand I plot and go. We know Lancashire like the back of our hands so it's easy to do and if a road ride goes wrong a bit of common sense soon gets one back on track. If I'm out with the OAPs we make it up as we go along.
Okay, where's yer purlicue?

No cheating before answering.
 

classic33

Leg End Member
I was doing my crosswords on the train to Leeds this morning and a woman a few seats away was in the middle of a phone call. One of those 'speak loud enough to make sure everybody in the carriage can hear what you are saying' calls...

Two mitigating factors... For once: (1) She had a very pleasant voice, and (2) She could actually string some decent sentences together. So, none of that screeching "Tracey sed WOT??? Effing SLAG!!!" stuff that sometimes gets inflicted on unlucky fellow passengers...

I could only hear her side of the conversation though. As the call progressed, it became obvious that it was between two people who were very close but who can't have seen each other during the pandemic. I was trying to work out if the other person was a son, a brother, a lover, or just a very good friend. Lots of "love", "darling", "honey" and other terms of endearment. But then, as the call was finishing...

"Sorry, remind me - what did you say your name is?" :laugh:
It's those "Valley's of the deaf" along the route that cause those type of calls.
 

ColinJ

Puzzle game procrastinator!
Oh is that a Gillette saddle,it looks sharp.
It looks it, doesn't it! I didn't sit on it long enough to make my mind up, but it definitely wasn't one of those that I hated from the moment I got on it.

Once I have done some work on the bike, I'll do a decent test ride to help me evaluate the saddle properly. I have a spare Planet X saddle I could put on if I have to. I am used to them because I have them on all of my other bikes.
 

classic33

Leg End Member
It looks it, doesn't it! I didn't sit on it long enough to make my mind up, but it definitely wasn't one of those that I hated from the moment I got on it.

Once I have done some work on the bike, I'll do a decent test ride to help me evaluate the saddle properly. I have a spare Planet X saddle I could put on if I have to. I am used to them because I have them on all of my other bikes.
You didn't ride home from Leeds.
 
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