Mo1959
Legendary Member
- Location
- Perthshire,Scotland
Aye right Pinnochio!
The Retirement Thread
- Thread starter Dirk
- Start date
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classic33
Leg End Member
She's watching through the camera on your laptop.I was already awake but bubble pal rang to tell me that it is a glorious day and I should stop playing computer games in bed and get out on my bike.
I will be going later. Meanwhile, I suspect that there are hidden spy cameras in this house so I am on a search and destroy mission. How else did she know what I was doing...?
That of course was a J.o.k.e but those bloody tiny spycams are becoming a terrible problem. In South Korea toilet cleaners have to patrol public toilets several times a day to remove hidden perv cams. It is a problem in this country too!
It is not! I have had it a couple of times when suffering from motion sickness. Not nice at all! I hope that you feel better now?
Perfectly natural for me, but can cause problems elsewhere.
Thanks though.
I hope you’re referring to his nose…Aye right Pinnochio!
classic33
Leg End Member
What else?
There was a bloke chucked off an easyJet flight several years ago for being drunk and showing off his tattoo to fellow passengers. His lower abdomen had a tattoo of pinocchio, with the nose part being his penis 😮
numbnuts
Legendary Member
- Location
- Gone over the hill and far away
I'm playing the naked chef making mince pies
Just got back from the heath. We got there at at 08.30 and there were very few people around, just the usual dog walkers. By the time we had walked right down to Parliament Hill fields and then back round to Kenwood it was getting quite busy. A good two and a half hour walk right round.
Now at home drinking tea.
Juan Kog
permanently grumpy
Was that on a flight from Poshshire International airport .
Mmmm, from a strictly theoretical point of view, I'm wondering about the practicalities of being tattooed in such a sensitive area ( apart from the pain ) It would seem as though the gentleman in question wanted the "nose" part of the tattoo to "grow" in certain circumstances, so would the tattooist need to tattoo the "nose" fully extended? With the Retirement thread being such a broad church, I'm sure there'll be at least one member who knows 🤔😉Was that on a flight from Poshshire International airport .
I was thinking of having Ludo tattooed on mine.
I could impress @welsh dragon with a local town name when I got excited.
ColinJ
Puzzle game procrastinator!
- Location
- Todmorden - Yorks/Lancs border
Unfortunately, the longest Welsh place name is Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch which is obviously way too short, unless the tattoo artist did it in very large letters...I could impress @welsh dragon with a local town name when I got excited.
I was thinking of having Ludo tattooed on mine.
I could impress @welsh dragon with a local town name when I got excited.
Ah, that has reminded me of the " Wendy" joke...Unfortunately, the longest Welsh place name is Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch which is obviously way too short, unless the tattoo artist did it in very large letters...
Rhyl?I was thinking of having Ludo tattooed on mine.
I could impress @welsh dragon with a local town name when I got excited.
Llandudno......
