The Retirement Thread

Page may contain affiliate links. Please see terms for details.

classic33

Leg End Member
No a mole.
A mole in the post office!
Any idea who they're working for?
 

ColinJ

Puzzle game procrastinator!
I've just knocked up a very quick entry to the Vision Direct jingle competition. I don't think I stand much chance since it consist of me singing out of tune some silly lyrics that I made up in less than 30 minutes about aliens with dodgy eyesight! :laugh:

Still, I have won 4 competitions in the past by doing comic entries which beat all the serious ones.

If by some miracle I make the shortlisted entries, my recording will appear on YouTube and the public will get the chance to vote on their preference. If so, I might ask for a few favours... :whistle:
 

classic33

Leg End Member
I've just knocked up a very quick entry to the Vision Direct jingle competition. I don't think I stand much chance since it consist of me singing out of tune some silly lyrics that I made up in less than 30 minutes about aliens with dodgy eyesight! :laugh:

Still, I have won 4 competitions in the past by doing comic entries which beat all the serious ones.

If by some miracle I make the shortlisted entries, my recording will appear on YouTube and the public will get the chance to vote on their preference. If so, I might ask for a few favours... :whistle:
What's it worth, a link to a silent copy of the video?


You not said if you were shortlisted in the short story competition you entered. Or how you did.
 

ColinJ

Puzzle game procrastinator!
What's it worth, a link to a silent copy of the video?
Er... Not quite sure what you mean there!

The judges come up with a shortlist and put those entries up on YouTube. We were only asked to send in audio recordings so I assume that the audio will be played over a Vision Direct advert or photograph?

You not said if you were shortlisted in the short story competition you entered. Or how you did.
Which short story was that? I did win such competition a year or two back.

Oh, hang on - I know the one you mean... That was a proper short story. I didn't manage to write one that I thought was good enough so I didn't enter in the end.

The 4 competitions that I have won over the years have all had very limited wordcounts. That makes them both easier AND harder. There aren't so many words to come up with, but there aren't many available to say everything that needs to be said!
 

classic33

Leg End Member
Er... Not quite sure what you mean there!

The judges come up with a shortlist and put those entries up on YouTube. We were only asked to send in audio recordings so I assume that the audio will be played over a Vision Direct advert or photograph?


Which short story was that? I did win such competition a year or two back.

Oh, hang on - I know the one you mean... That was a proper short story. I didn't manage to write one that I thought was good enough so I didn't enter in the end.

The 4 competitions that I have won over the years have all had very limited wordcounts. That makes them both easier AND harder. There aren't so many words to come up with, but there aren't many available to say everything that needs to be said!
T'was only last September, a spooky story.
 
Top Bottom