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oldwheels

Legendary Member
Location
Isle of Mull
Some people come out with the most outrageous excuses/lies. A friend used to work at a bike shop. His boss had ordered 25 frames from a British frame builder but delivery dates kept slipping with one excuse after another being offered. Eventually frame guy was given a final deadline. He swore blind that the frames would DEFINITELY be delivered by then. The noon deadline passed so angry LBS owner phoned unproductive frame builder. Frame guy sounded really shocked... "What, they aren't with you yet? I loaded them into the van myself and my daughter set off with them 2 hours ago. There must be jams on the motorway. They will be with you shortly." They never arrived, even after allowing an extra day. Order cancelled...

Why tell that lie when you will be found out within hours? All I can think is that the liar wanted to get off the phone but thought it too rude to just put the phone down, and too scary to be shouted at for telling the truth!
It took me about 3 months of nagging to get my shed roof renewed. Every time I spoke to the roofer he promised to come either tomorrow or next weekend or some other similar story.
Mind you he is a kind of hippy laid back character who always runs elderly Land Rovers looking as tho' just about to set off on an expedition. He just lives along the road from me now and does a good job and does not charge me extortionate rates so worth it in the end.
 

oldwheels

Legendary Member
Location
Isle of Mull
One of our two bin lorries has been broken down for a couple of weeks now causing chaos. Recycling bins were not done last scheduled day so should be today perhaps as one lorry is trying to do the work of two.
Apparently the spares needed have to be imported and due to the new paperwork involved there are massive delays in all sorts of things being imported. A local contractor has been waiting for 6 weeks to get some spare parts so goodness knows when our bins will be emptied.
Rain has stopped but it still feels a bit chilly outside and I don't fancy a trike run much.
The latest problem is tourists who assume that when a vehicle in front pulls into a passing place they assume it is to let them past without checking beyond the end of their own car bonnet. I have had a couple of eyeball to eyeball moments in the last week. The prominent forward facing camera which they may notice tends to moderate their behaviour.
 
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A quick search leads me to believe that there used to be a ninepence coin in circulation. I subscribe to a podcast called " Something rhymes with Purple" which is a history / discussion of the origins of the English language presented by Giles Brandreth and Susie Dent, well worth a listen. There are so many rich colloquialisms in the English language, " Not the full Shilling" I think refers to someone not in full possession of their mental facilities. There was a band who named themselves " Sixpence non the Richer "

You're right, not the full shilling refers to someone not in possession of their full facilities, as does the phrase not playing with a full deck. Bent as a nine bob note refers to something or someone dodgy. Theres loads of these sayings.
 

Tenkaykev

Guru
Location
Poole
Given some of the places they get on to I believe that may be true. They get over a pronounced overhang as well.
Noticed this one earlier, not sure where it’s headed.
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BoldonLad

Not part of the Elite
Location
South Tyneside
Hello Waffles.......a nice area you live.
How far from the coast are you ?
Depending on MrsDs health we are thinking of a Brittany holiday but don't want to drive far after the ferry.
We stayed further south west (la Tremblade) a few years ago but were disappointed in just how dead it was in June.

Not sure which Ferry you would be using, but, we often use a place called Neufchatel-en-Bray as a last stop before Tunnel or (Calais) Ferry. It is just a little North of Rouen. Two hours drive in a Motorhome (we do 60mph max, no toll roads), from Calais. Depends what you want of course, but, we like it for the cycling (easy going along a former railways line. Dieppe to goodness knows, Paris perhaps).
 

Exlaser2

Veteran
Afternoon all . It’s happy New Bike day in the exlaser household .😀

Mrs exlaser has wanted a new bike for over a year. Last year we found a bike she liked at the right price in leamington,but it got sold before she decided. Than the first lock down happened.
So it’s mrs exlasers birthday so off we go bike shopping to Leicester , not expecting much knowing there is a bike shortage because of COVID and Brexit .
So here is a tail of two bike shops.
First stop Rutland cycles , it’s a bright shiny new shop with very few bikes in it . Chat to the guys to see what they have for about 2 and a half grand . They find a couple of bikes , both with 105 and with disc brakes ( which she doesn’t want anyway. ) Man says we will have to pay a refundable deposit to get it ordered in , ok we think that’s ok. The guy then checks with his manager and tells us the deposit has to be the FULL PRICE of the bike. We say no and leave.
Next stop , Julies cycles also in Leicester. Chat to them , they have bikes, supply is tight but if they cannot get what Mrs exlaser wants , they will change saddles and handlebars on mans bike to make it suitable for her . They could not have been more helpful. We look round the shop and find they have a better version of the bike that she had wanted last year . So out she walks with a 2019 Liv Langma advanced pro 1 , full ultegra and carbon wheels . List price is £2700 but it’s got 25% off which takes down to £2000, the price for the same spec bike now is £3500.
Mrs exlaser couldnt be more happy and hats off to independent bike shops.😀
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ColinJ

Puzzle game procrastinator!
We are having torrential rain, and thunder, at the moment!
Same here today - the weather is changing every few minutes, from one extreme to another. I looked at the forecast and saw what it was going to be like so when I nipped out on my bike I decided to keep it short, keep it local.

The sun was shining brightly when I set off, so I was wearing sunglasses.

I did a couple of small ramps and headed off for a more significant hill. The conditions were already changing by the time I got to the foot of the hill so I thought twice about going up there. It isn't a massive hill but I would still end up in an exposed position 120 metres above the valley bottom. I decided to press on - I could get off the hill pretty quickly if I needed to.

By the time I got to the summit, the sunshine had gone, dark clouds were rapidly scudding above me. I looked across to the hillside above Bacup, only about 8 kms away - there was torrential rain falling over there. As some say in these parts... (another quaint English saying for @12boy to add to his growing list!)... it was definitely "lookin' a bit black o'er back o' Bill's mother's"!

Ok, no messing about - do my descent and head for home. Hang on, it had got so dark that I could no longer see through sunglasses! I put those in my bag and plunged down the hill.

A few spots of rain were falling as I got back into town but then I remembered that I wanted to pick up a Metro so I sprinted up the little climb to the station and collected one (beat you this time, phantom paper pilferer - muhaha!). I rolled back down to the main road and... FLASH!!, KERBANG!! A huge thunderstorm had brewed up and was dumping on the town centre. Blow that for a game of soldiers - I dived across the road and took shelter in the bus station along with several other drowned rats socially distanced citizens.

This picture doesn't really capture just how much rain was falling, but it gives you an idea...

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There is a huge hill in the distance on the right but you can barely see it.

I waited about 10 minutes and the rain eased. It didn't stop altogether but I thought I'd go before it got worse again.

I got home at 2 pm and it was so dark in my kitchen that I had to put a light on to see what I was doing. 15 minutes later the sun was back out and I couldn't even see that the light was on!

We have had several cycles of sun/rain/thunder since then. I need to go to the shops but I'm waiting until this evening, by which time this should have blown over. In fact, we are supposed to get continuous sunshine and no rain from 7 pm to sunset, so I think I will do another little ride then.

Oh, I liked the new position on my bike - I will keep it like this. I'll see what it feels like when I start doing my longer, hillier rides again, which will be as soon as we start getting days with 4 or 5 hour spells of sunshine, no rain, and low wind speeds.
 

classic33

Leg End Member
Same here today - the weather is changing every few minutes, from one extreme to another. I looked at the forecast and saw what it was going to be like so when I nipped out on my bike I decided to keep it short, keep it local.

The sun was shining brightly when I set off, so I was wearing sunglasses.

I did a couple of small ramps and headed off for a more significant hill. The conditions were already changing by the time I got to the foot of the hill so I thought twice about going up there. It isn't a massive hill but I would still end up in an exposed position 120 metres above the valley bottom. I decided to press on - I could get off the hill pretty quickly if I needed to.

By the time I got to the summit, the sunshine had gone, dark clouds were rapidly scudding above me. I looked across to the hillside above Bacup, only about 8 kms away - there was torrential rain falling over there. As some say in these parts... (another quaint English saying for @12boy to add to his growing list!)... it was definitely "lookin' a bit black o'er back o' Bill's mother's"!

Ok, no messing about - do my descent and head for home. Hang on, it had got so dark that I could no longer see through sunglasses! I put those in my bag and plunged down the hill.

A few spots of rain were falling as I got back into town but then I remembered that I wanted to pick up a Metro so I sprinted up the little climb to the station and collected one (beat you this time, phantom paper pilferer - muhaha!). I rolled back down to the main road and... FLASH!!, KERBANG!! A huge thunderstorm had brewed up and was dumping on the town centre. Blow that for a game of soldiers - I dived across the road and took shelter in the bus station along with several other drowned rats socially distanced citizens.

This picture doesn't really capture just how much rain was falling, but it gives you an idea...

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There is a huge hill in the distance on the right but you can barely see it.

I waited about 10 minutes and the rain eased. It didn't stop altogether but I thought I'd go before it got worse again.

I got home at 2 pm and it was so dark in my kitchen that I had to put a light on to see what I was doing. 15 minutes later the sun was back out and I couldn't even see that the light was on!

We have had several cycles of sun/rain/thunder since then. I need to go to the shops but I'm waiting until this evening, by which time this should have blown over. In fact, we are supposed to get continuous sunshine and no rain from 7 pm to sunset, so I think I will do another little ride then.

Oh, I liked the new position on my bike - I will keep it like this. I'll see what it feels like when I start doing my longer, hillier rides again, which will be as soon as we start getting days with 4 or 5 hour spells of sunshine, no rain, and low wind speeds.
Just sunglasses?
They waiting on the 590?

We've had the rain, no thunder, here.
 

ColinJ

Puzzle game procrastinator!
Just sunglasses?
Ha ha. The reason I mentioned them was because I wanted to give an idea of how dark it got later.

They waiting on the 590?
About half the people in the bus station seemed to be waiting for buses, but the other half, like me, were trying not to drown.

One sprightly little old woman was chuckling. She was telling somebody that she had been heading towards the park to walk her dog. If the thunderstorm had come along 15 or 20 minutes later she and her pooch would have been caught out in the open.

We've had the rain, no thunder, here.
It sounded like the storm was centred just to the Burnley side, but it got close. Some of the flashes and bangs were only a couple of seconds apart. That could have been over the park, actually!
 
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